New Year is always disappointing because you're expected to have the most fun ever and everywhere is twice as busy and expensive as a result
I dislike Christmas because I'm not religious and I hate the way its stuffed down your throat like that.

So that leaves my birthday, which used to be dead exciting, but now just reminds me of one more year passing, rolling ever close to death with little or no achievement.

THANKS JEFF YOU'VE RUINED MY WHOLE FUCKING DAY.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

christmas isn't really religious here - here's its more a family thing.
like we have a family get together. I mean personally I'm quite religious in my own way, but no one else in my family is. We just use it as an excuse to celebrate making it through another year.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I suppose it is a family thing for most people
but I don't really have any family and they hate it as much as I do so we're not all about the big get togethers. I can see why people use it for that, I just hate everything that goes with it, especially the overpriced tat and the recycled Christmas songs.

Last year we went to Wiggy's family get together, this year it's my turn. We're staying in, playing the xbox all day, resolutely not watching the TV and eating a specifically non-christmassy meal. People told me I couldn't ignore Christmas, fuck them, that's what I'm doing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

sounds like the best christmas day ever
with a little sprinkle of drugs and smooches.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

That sounds like the best non-christmas ever.
I celebrate midwinter on the 21st, so Christmas is just a massive waste of time for me, but I get dragged into it anyway. I hate everything about it. Except buying presents for a few select people. I love that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

druid?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Wiccan.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

teenager.
EDIT: sorry, that sounded really patronising.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Not for long!
Edit: No worries, I hadn't noticed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I was going to make a Twilight joke but then I remembered we're going to be practicing doubles soon, it wouldn't be wise to piss you off

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Ahem, probably not the best option.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

an "oh so unique" teenager.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Now that is patronising.
Fuck off.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Oh noes don't put a curse on me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

No point,
Sounds like some one already has.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I'll re watch some Buffy to lean how to counter this serious threat.
did you choose a mp3 player?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Not yet,
I need to get round to some other things first.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Like writing your CV thing?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Erm, yeah.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

You should post what you've got on here and I will lol hard
but some people might be helpful.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Nah, its reet.
Anyway, this is just a first draft. Someone's going to go through it with me when I get back.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

just do what makes you happy!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

*Does a little Snoopy dance*
I'm the Internet gift that keeps on giving.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

You're internet herpes
irritating and hard to get rid of.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Harsh.
But fairly accurate.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

*taps on shoulder*
ahem
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

You can't claim to being a bigger Internet nause than me surely Bob?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Dude people respect you....
Game set match
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Proper LOL from me
You seem to have this acceptance of 'I'm the Seahorse, I don't get no Internet respect'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

It took a long tiem to beat him down to that level though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

You make me laugh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

she makes me horny

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)