the most amusing thing to happen to this place today. Yes?
blatantly Bert.


1. Bolshy annoying repetitive posts
2. Cause offence
3. Backpedalling followed inevitably by
4. Needy, pathetic 'please like me' shit
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You seem to be obsessed with this person, did he break your heart?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

You seem to be obsessed with
cunting everyone in the fuck so pipe down Chaci!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I'm not, I had my two catchphrases, and they caught on in different areas of this site
I came here and everybody started getting all worked up, so I never really posted more than once or twice at a time, except today
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Stop doing the Bert
reasoned response thing Bert
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I'm not doing anything, I'm trying to address the problems an angry person on the internet seems to have with me

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

are you referring to Monty?
if so I can guarantee he is not angry.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

seems angry to me, most people would just let it slide
but he persists with the same thing over and again, and then calls me repetitive, what's all that about?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)

who have I caused offence to?
and when did I do any backpedalling or 'please like me's?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Are you still here?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I am, I have work to do and I'm busy
but I want to help you work through whatever issues it is you have
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

seriously, man you need to calm the fuck down and step away from the internet for a bit if you get this worked up by trolls

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)

I am entirely calm.
You are entirely pointless.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

and your point is...?
or are you going to start correcting my spelling again?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

You said people on Links deleted threads because you offended them.

Can you not remember? Or was it simply a lie?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I didn't offend him, I called him grumpy, much like you seem to be
that was one person, and I'd spoken to him before and he was fine, I guess he was just on an off day
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Whereas you
Just seem to have lots of off days in a row. You could say you were having an off week, or an off life.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

All of my days are fine
I wasn't the one getting all bent out of shape by people's spelling in a chat room
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)