I want to have a no children rule at my wedding but Wiggy says it will make me unpopular
I definitely want a restaurant and pub with no kids, that would be fantastic. The whole 'no kids after 9pm' thing is bollocks, no one throws them out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:04, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A young couple got married in my village recently and they had a "no kids" rule
but the bride had a small child from a previous relationship.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

harsh
did he have to stay at home by himself? Weddings are proper boring anyway, even for us adults and we have drink to make it better.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Dunno
it just seemed a bit rich to me
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

plus especially at a certain age
it makes it difficult for people to attend. Childcare is difficult to organise, especially if you have to travel to the wedding
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

yeah it's hypocritical if they have their own little shitty spawn there.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)

and kids running around a pub at any time of the day is annoying

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Put on the invite...
..."We will not be responsible for anything Uncle Barry does with children still here after 8pm" - you will need to invite a local paedo just to ensure that the rule is enforced.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Somewhere on my last US trip - I'm presuming it was Vegas - had a kids curfew.
You didn't have to kick them anywhere. If they were out anywhere after 10.30 they just got arrested.

Genius.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

10.30am I hope.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I'm not sure there is a 10.30am in Vegas.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

that's brilliant

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

ha!
Do they send out the Child Catcher with a big net and truckload of sweets?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)