I hope your stylus catches fire
Did you have sex with a b3tan on thursday?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well, those seem like fairly disconnected sentences

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:16, Reply)

His stylus will watch fire because
of the heat of the chillis falling out of his gaping anus after the curry we ate on thursday, which he may or may not have had sex with a b3tan after.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:17, Reply)

Stylus makes more sense than whatever typo you made to start with
Man, I've not had a good curry in ages. Or even a rubbish curry now that I come to think about it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:18, Reply)

A gentleman never reveals, Alphonse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:27, Reply)

So, that'll be a yes then

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Mutha fucker.
When I left there was only Chompy, Crow, Clenders, Beckyjsbx and Beckyjsbxs friends. So Monty clearly had sex with either Crow or Chompy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)

either both
or and
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:33, Reply)

It would be like
The world's least attractive threesome. Sadface.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:34, Reply)

I'm darned hot, I'll have you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:36, Reply)

It'd be like looking at a rose between two thorns

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Or a thorn
And a paperclip salesman. Worst sex toy ever.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)

A paperclip salesman and a limp-wristed
pond-water brewer, please.

Al, did you see Crow's home brew? I love that boy like he was my own son but that bottle of colostomy-bag scrapings struck fear into my black heart.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:41, Reply)

He brought his home brew along?
No I didn't see that, but I've had some horrific experiences with home brew.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:43, Reply)

This wasn't home brewed beer,
but some brackish drain cleaner made from (I think) burdock and wee-wee. Bless his heart, he'd named it and had written said name on the side in permanent pen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Had be ingested some of it without dying?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)

Like Eddie's homebrew
In bottom "It's been on the go for 45 minutes so it must be nearly ready"
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:50, Reply)

He's been a bit quiet this week.
Maybe the brew reacted with the oesophageal cancer he's got, and he is no more. In which case I have two CDs of his that I can now keep.

RESULT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:52, Reply)

It's all coming up Monty

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:55, Reply)

All I need now is a CD player.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:56, Reply)

You'll just need to knock off another b3tan to get one

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:57, Reply)

Na, just use your finest stylus
and they'll work fine
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:59, Reply)

I'll try this,
and give them to the executors of Crow(RIP you legend)'s estate if you're wrong.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's alright, I'm alive.
I'm moving house at the moment so I only have interweb at work and have to spend most of my time on the phone explaining to estate agents why they're cunts.

However, I will admit that on Friday, I didn't feel all that bad, but I really didn't want to touch anything alcoholic. I attribute this not to my Fully Organic, Craft-Brewed Elderflower Champagne ("The Resolute Grebe, 2008 Vintage", _{gaz me if you want to order a bottle}), but solely to the fact that the pints of London Pride I had afterwards were a bit near the end of the barrel.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Damn you London b3tans
And your socialising. Damn you all to, erm, London.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)