Fat tongued quender
I really, really loathe Jamie Oliver. I just saw his slobbery face on TV, sobbing because some people "don't understand him". IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR BIG FAT SLOBBERY TONGUE AND TWATCOCKING MOCKNEY ACCENT YOU WORLD-CLASS BELMER.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Whilst I agree entirely that he is an epic turd
I believe him to be the only person I can think of who genuinely deserves a knighthood for the things he's done.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)

For the self-promotion and hypocrisy?
Seriously, when he did that 15 thing (you remember, right?) I recall him going all serious and saying that his whole life was on the line- his house, his restaurant, and it was a massive financial risk.

THEN GO AND DO ANOTHER SAINSBURY'S AD CAMPAIGN IF IT FAILS YOU EPIC EPIC QUENDER.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:13, Reply)

The Sainsbo's ads came later
and he's freely admitted doing them solely for the money.

Whilst 15 was a canny move - a restaurant staffed by underprivileged youths was practically critic-proof - it was still a nice thing to do and the school meals thing was both vital and wholly admirable, I feel.

He IS a ghastly 'pukka' twat, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

I think Sir David Bowie has a nice ring to it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)

to it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

ha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)

took me a few goes to get the strikethroughs to work.
First time dontcha know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)

I had to get Chompy to teach me.
Sterling work though, made me laugh.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

It made me giggle dude, giggled like a rattlesnake.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Your sig has inspired to put partridge on.
Being a rebel though and going straight for series 2.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

The best series by far.
'Dere's more to Oirland DAN DIS'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

We went as far as to do a Bangkok Chick Boy in the pub. Not pleasant.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)

You 'did' a Bangkok Chick Boy in the pub?
Not pleasant for your fellow-drinkers, I'm sure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

I just read that back.
There was a group of us as well. It was horrific.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)

I'm still confused
what did you do?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:55, Reply)

A Bangkok Chick Boy in the pub
with a group of his friends.

Can you not read, man?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:56, Reply)

In Alan Partridge he gets flustered and orders the following drinks
lager and gin and tonic and Baileys Irish Cream chaser
clalls it Bangkok chick boy

so we did the same
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 0:00, Reply)

Aaaaaah!
yes, is that the one where the guy tells an anecdote which ends "so he flipped her over ... and she started first time and he drove off!"
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 0:06, Reply)

Same episode yeah

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I'll go as far as saying the first series isn't that good at all.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)

Nor is the third one, really.
My old flatmate used to work with Coogan's brother and even he reckoned he was a fucking turd. Mind you, so was Peter Sellers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

I like the third one.
None of them have a patch on The Day Today, mind. I've moved onto Curb Your Enthusiasm, which is a different kind of brilliant but definitely as good as Partridge. I think I relate to it because (unfortunately) I feel exactly like Larry David.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)

I dunno
Definitely an 8/10
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)