What I need is
a close-to-death illness.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Or some drive and enthusiasm to do it
Or wicked sick typing skills.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:22, Reply)

My favourite site ever
is Write or Die. Every week it enabled me to churn out 2000 words, by setting me a typing range of 400 words in ten minutes. Pure shit, but by God I wrote it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

Maybe that explains SpankyHanky and his mutton-chopped attempts at comedy prose.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

It's good to just get practice of typing some times
It meant that when I was writing all my final reports, I was churning out about 2000 words an hour, and relaxing quite a lot.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

exactly
I'd start off with three facts i.e.

1) Julius Caesar did lots of conquering
2) Julius Caesar is thought of as quite a nice chap
3) Julius Caesar liked to play both sides of the field

and turn it into an Oxford* essay

*may have not been Oxford-standard
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)