it's pretty good
as long as you go this time of year when the kids are back at school.

Depends how much you like rides really. It's also fun going with a big group of friends because you rarely get to spend the whole day with a lot of your friends in a big park. Plus candy floss, yay!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Candy floss is shit.
Roller coasters are also shit*

*They scare me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Candy floss is fucking ace you teabag!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

No it's not.
It's pink sugary shit.

I'd rather eat a apple.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

a toffee apple!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Yeah.
But without the toffee or the stick.

What sort of retard came up with the toffee apple? It's a fucking stupid idea.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Apple dipped in toffee on a stick
where is the stupid in that?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

They should be seperate
If you eat all of your apple, then you can have a toffee.

Nothing difficult about that Bob surely?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

but when do I get to play with the stick?
I can eat a regular sized apple in 3 bites including the core.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Including the core?
HARDCORE!

You know the score.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I shit Apple trees

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

The iShit

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

hahahaha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

well then obviously you're not going to like Alton Towers!
Wiggy doesn't like rides and he came with us last year, but he's not coming this year because we used him as a coat rack.

The grounds are beautiful but it's not worth the ticket if you're not going to go on the rides.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I've just had a look on the Alton Towers website
Sadly. I'm too tall for Wobble World.

Oooh look. They've got a waterpark. That'll be nice. Being in the open air, in Staffs, wearing a pair of Speedos. It won't be cold. Not cold at all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

The water park is indoors and dangerous.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

The whole place looks dangerous.
What makes the waterpark dangerous?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Me

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)