I THOUGHT my ears were burning.
I just assumed it was the AIDS kicking in.

Hello, my nig-nogs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:54, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Aren't you going to apologise for introducing me to the Revue then?
I've wasted half a day already, and it's directly your fault and not my own at all.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Shan't.
I should invoice you for a 'finder's fee'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Fair enough.
If you scroll up the page, you will see a picture of me dressed as a 'woman'. You may save that to your PC as the first instalment of my payment.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I just have, and am frankly appalled.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

appalled fizzing at the bunghole
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

ugh fizzing?!
was that necessary? It's nearly lunchtime and everything!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Is that worse than 'Frothing at the clopper'?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Foaming at the gash

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

If you've not already, you need to meet Tourettes

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Nothing is worse than that phrase.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

yes
although that's not to say that your phrase isn't also disgusting.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I read that as
"I just have (saved it), and am frankly appalled (at myself).
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

for being unmeployed

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

You'd have to ask him what he's appalled at himself for, really.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

well he's probably got a job, so I doubt he'd have much to be appalled at himself for

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

There we go then.
So I've been meaning to ask. I start an internship in three weeks. What are you going to mock me for then?
You'll need something more specific than 'prick'. I would suggest scrolling up and looking at that pic I posted, and deciding that I am incredibly gay. It's the obvious choice.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

No, you're alright prick
I'll still mock you for not having a job that pays a wage.

They're just using you, like my own company is with about 5 interns right now, you silly prick.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

that's the point of an intern
the company uses them and they get to say they've got experience so it's kind of win win. Except it would be better if it was paid.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I know what an internship involves.
I just need to kill time for the next few months until I get to go do what I really want to do.
And weirdly enough, I'd rather work than sit around the house playing xbox and arguing over the internet.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

yeah, only a complete prick would keep getting sucked into arguements on the internet

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Well, you are correct about unemployed life being boring.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I wouldn't know

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

ooh what's your internship doing?
I want to be an intern but I can't afford it :(
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

probably sucking off Bill Clinton
and liking it
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Rupert Murdoch, actually.
But close.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

morning you arse-bandit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Helleaux

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Is that your protest to Lampito's request to spell everything fonetikullee?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

No, I've gone French.
Actually I am utterly ashamed to confess...I am part French, on my paternal grandmother's side. French nobility called 'Du Boncier' or something. The shame.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

French Greek.

Also, 'Boncier' is related to 'Ponce' or 'du Ponce'.


Are you telling us you're genetically a Ponce?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Yes I am, it seems.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Morning Monty
tell us your daily grooming routine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

It's a trade secret, I'm afraid.
I will say this, though, I have a team of midgets who style my hair for me each morning. I would truly be lost without the little fellows.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Nig-Nog?
In what respect?
There was a junior mensa type thing back in the days of yore.
Members were called ni-nogs and would greet each other with "Hello, Nig-Nog."
Useless fact of the day.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Nig-nog used to to used to as a term for someone who was a bit uncoordinated or awkward.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)