I've just had a thought that made me lol.
They should park a fire truck outside the church, get the firemen to stand ready and as soon as they light the koran, 50,000 gallons of water at full pressure spray the entire group.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That'd be funny

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

haha
that would be awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I should run a medium sized country.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)

like Belgium?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I was thinking more like Portugal.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Portugal should be part of Spain
I know many who fight for the unity of Iberia, so please, join the conquistadors' qeue.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

aren't there plenty who fight for seperation of parts of spain though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Oh, yes
We're a country of contrasts. However, the ones who fight for the separation of Spain, really fight for the separation of their bit and then the reconquering (?) of the rest of Spain as it was before it was called a country, as they learned on their history books. So, what they want is Spain, but they want to govern it under a different name, really.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

idiots

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

The lot of them
(including those who want to reconquer Portugal)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

It seems that Spain is as fucked up as the UK, no I mean Great Britain, or is it just England.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

You wouldn't believe it
The fact is that Spain is more like USA, as each Comunity has the same powers as the government of the Country (I mean, each comunity regulates taxes, education, NHS, civil servants, police...)

The fact is that it's difficult to give them more because most of them only want other comunities to be part of another one, but none can agree which name they should have or what, i.e.: Catalonia wants the Balearics, Valencia and a bit of Italy. Valencia wants the Balearics, Catalonia and a bit of Italy. The Balearics are happy with what they have, but don't want people to say that they speak catalonian because they speak majorquín. It's so nice and friendly :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

We grow up being educated about our land grabbing past, but I think we have finished now.
How can a bit of Spain claim a bit of Italy?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

And a good chunk of France too
But that's the Basques.

I don't know, I think we're silly, honestly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

No
But some fight for 'separation'. Wearing basques, I think, which is a bit odd. Mind you, that's nothing compared to the Greek army's ceremonial 'Tommy Cooper in a white PE skirt and clown shoes' ensemble.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

ah bollocks
I knew I'd made that mistake but forgot by the time I got to the end of the sentence
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

That'd be so funny
All the ETA people with their white handkies covering the faces, the chapela hat, and then a basque, all black of course.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Opportunity for some seriously niche porn, here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)

If some separatist movement
wanted to fight for freedom wearing underwear, then the host country should seriously consider granting it as they're all clearly nonces.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Where you claimed your first victim

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

there's a country somewhere run entirely by women where all the men are slaves
you should go and take that over, show them where they belong.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I wouldn't mind living there
Before Chompy conquers it, clearly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I would
the Government would be nicely decorated, but ruined by infighting and all the shelves would keep falling down.
( Kroney, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

haha
oh wait I shouldn't laugh at that. Chauvenist!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)