Small children will view them
as an acceptable way to pull themselves up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

and men will use them as handles
when they're doing her from behind.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

No sex now remember.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

you say that
but you'll be proved wrong. Stretchy earlobes are sure to be irresistible
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I'm probably the only person
Who finds the stretchy-lughole look awful.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

No
You're not.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

You dislike too?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I don't like piercings or tattoos
or that sort of thing at all.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

It doesn't work for me either
I've yet to see a tattoo that doesn't look shit after 20 years.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

that might be because tattoos were shit 20 years ago?
I don't have any, but would like one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Are they much better these days?
Definition and colours look shit on 'old' tatts - have they sorted that now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I don't know
I was speculating. It's possible.

I'd only want one in black I reckon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Or, off-black more greeny in colour
20 years later.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

that's the danger
just have to have it redone I guess.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Hurts like a bitch to have a tattoo redone (going over scar tissue, I guess), and fades much quicker than the first time. I had my red heart done twice: 1992 and 1996, and now I just leave it.
(jajwhite, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

*walks away dejectedly, hands in pocket, kicking pebble*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

*pats on back*
Now, now, there's always laser surgery...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I couldn't fancy it myself
but then I'm not especially 'alternative'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I'm not alternative.
I just like peircings and tattoos.
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

it wasn't an insult :)
The look can be good, I'm just saying I know well enough that if I ever got a piercing/tattoo/craxy hair that I would look well and truly stupid
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

There is being 'alternative'
And then there is stretchy-lugs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Well they never were when I had them previously.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)