Hey hey
How's the job hunting going?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

don't, rory, he's a really sensitive little prick
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Hahah not like you.
You can take any amount of ribbing, you can.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Good gravy there's some serious irony going on here
you corrected my seplling, I corrected yours for a bit, you and all your mates got upset, sadcase.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

'Good gravy'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

yeah, it's a perfectly acceptable regional variation of 'self important nob-end who thinks its cool to correct people's spelling mistakes
online'
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

You spelt spelling wrong up there
was that part of the joke?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I'm doing loads of them deliberately now, going out of my way to make as many spelling and grammatical errors as possible

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

your going to anger alot of people.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

this has been my most entertaining day on B3ta so far
EDIT and actually, it's 'a lot', but alot is an perfectly acceptable regional variation
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Can I make a guess as to your age?

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

gopher it

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Fourteen?

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

you're about 20 years out, but I like your spirit

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

34?
Then do you reside in a home where you need someone to unlock the door before you can go out?
( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

35, and I reside in a lovely home with my lovely wife and our two cats, Buffy and Charlie
and a third cat is currently trying to invade, I've named him Trevor, but nobody seems to like it.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Somehow this just makes it all the more disappointing.

( girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

It's a fucking good joke.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

you mean
"Its, a fucking good joke.'
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Are you still being paid £1,100 a day to not get out of bed

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I've never seen a more obvious setup for a 'your mum' joke...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

your mum must be so disappointed that you grew up to be such an unemployable little prick

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Yes, dear.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I assume that most things are a bit dear for you now that you're unemployed

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

You are stretching further than BGB's ears will ever go.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Your money probably doesn't stretch very far because you're dole

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

So you do your mum on all your regular days off ?
Sad times, you need a job, and soon !
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Yes, dear.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

dude ignore them
it's just dull they're not even good at trolling
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

practise makes prefect

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

That was the philosophy I used when molesting your daughter Bert
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

did you just out yourself as a NONCE on the internet?
I mean, I heard that Bobbythe Seahorse was a nonce, but you never want the rumours to be true
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Depends on your definition of nonce.
I prefer sexy raper
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

you just said that you molested somebody's daughter, how old are we talking here?
I mean, I definitely don't want to say that BobbyTheSeahorse molests children
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I thought you were the ambassador for not taking things seriously on the internet?
Are you admitting you're a fibber?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I'm not taking anything seriously here, BobbyTheSeahorse
but you did just say that you molested somebody's daughter,a nd while I'm sure taht the investigation was dropped and you were cleared of all charges, there may well still be rumours flying around that BobbyTheSeahorse is a nonce
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

internet rumours
how would someone cope with that level of pressure?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I don't know BobbyTheSeahorse, I'm just glad thy dropped the charges

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I think I'm bored of you too
I'll wait til someone announces the big reveal.

Bye Bert.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Bye Bobby, glad you aren't a convicted nonce

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Daughter, sister,
whatever.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Ah man, a white knight has arrived just in the nick of time !
I hope he puts out for you, and aint just a cock tease
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Dude I'm black don't be racist

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

A white seaknight
riding a seahorse and jousting with seadragons.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

With my massive coral lance

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

The seaprincesses must love you.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

You can't afford to go to sea world because you haven't got the money
but you've got the time, though. Maybe they do vouchers
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

You two are quite dull
I can see the mutual attraction
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

This place is set to become shitter than ever with you two beakering for attention

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

The cunt is dead long live the cunt eh

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Hey man, this is an internet community here
There's no need for the harsh swares
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I'm bored of you now *click*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Oh dear, someone's upset today
online
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)