me too Rory
Oh Rory, please notice me! Look, I'm being mean to this guy you had an argument with, look Rory, look! Rory! Rory! RORY!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can't help it, he's my hero
I wouldn't be trolling right now if it wasn't for him, and I wasn't mean to failstaff because of that, he started on me a few times, so I took a leaf out of the master's book.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I'M HERE TO THROW SHIT

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:20, Reply)

WHO WANTS IT?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I know Falstaff is still here, coz he aint got no job
and he's too fat to leave the internet
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:22, Reply)

you should cut him some slack
he's got an internship now, that's like a job without the whole getting paid thing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:23, Reply)

WoW
RESPEC'
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Today 'Unpaid Teaboy'
Tomorrow 'Community Volunteer', as long as he gives up the daytime drinking from his massive £1100 a week dole cheque
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:30, Reply)

if that's genuinely how much he gets I'm going to retract my half-hearted whiteknighting
and ring the Daily Mail.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Srs
He was drunkenly boasting about it to the internet last week
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:32, Reply)

O
I didn't realise you actually had a serious point, this is remarkable
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:34, Reply)

I DEMAND LINKS

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I can't go into his profile
it makes my eyes piss blood
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Aye go on then, I'll bite. Fling thy shit at me.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:26, Reply)

oh me me me!
PLEASE! I bask in your, er, shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post857248
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:28, Reply)

what's your point?
prick.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:32, Reply)

It's funny because pricks have a point.
I don't have a point, I was just saying that because you said you loved that guy and fancied that other guy and that
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Oh don't get me wrong, it's completely unrequited
so I'm not a slag, though not for want of trying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:37, Reply)

I'm the bestower of Prickage round here
thank you very much
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:34, Reply)

prick meme

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:35, Reply)

and to think that people used to say that I'd never amount to anything
TAKE THAT YOU PRICKS !
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:39, Reply)

It's a prick-arious position.

(Cave Duck, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:37, Reply)

ok can you call him a prick for me then please?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Gaz me some grot
and I'll consider it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:42, Reply)

I think Psychchomp has a collection of naked photos of me, looking surprised
I'll ask him to forward some.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Too late, I already called myself a prick.
Because I'm a prick like that.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:57, Reply)