Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright gentle off-topic-ers.I'm on here to proudly boast that I appear to have upset the Usual Complainers on QOTW so much that one has made a post all about ME.
b3ta.com/questions/complaintsdesk/post855604
Where do I stand on your all-time list of b3ta's Internet Villains as a result?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:26,
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latest was 16 years ago)
I once read one of your posts on this website and I was so angry I shat blood for a week(
Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:30,
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He's my favourite QOTW poster of all time.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:39,
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that's funnybecause I read one and I bled shit!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:31,
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We're pretty consumed with despising the Cat Hater over here at the momentso I think you've been knocked down a place.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:31,
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Could we have a whip around and buy him a copy of The Idiots' Guide to Trolling?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:33,
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Page 1: Repetition Does Not A Troll Make(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:38,
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Oi, I don't pay my taxes so you can stay at home all day laughing at mongs on the internetGet out and clean the streets, you lazy peasant
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oi. he was laughing at me.and for the avoidance of doubt, I AM NOT A MONG ON THE INTERNET. thank you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:47,
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Oh sorry, didn't realise it was you he was laughing athow are you doing drunk girl?
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It's okHe's just misunderstood and needs a bit of a hug and a soothing.
He admits it himself
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Kroney, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:37,
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I tried thatI was well nice to him but he just persisted with beinga a massive knob.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:39,
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actually, that's 'nob'but knob is an acceptable regional variation
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(note: putting the link in the subject box means it doesn't work)www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post857094
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:42,
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'beinga ' also is not a wordEDIT www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post857100
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It's a Swahili wordthat means 'one-trick witless cock-end on the internet'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:59,
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then she must have been talking about you, angry man on the internet(, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)
I think we've gotten off on the wrong foot, he and Iperhaps I could offer an olive branch by spelling something correctly for him?
Here we go, most people get this wrong, 'accommodate'
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Maybe he doesn't like girls;confusion can cause aggression.
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Kroney, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:42,
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if Hitler were on the internetyou'd be between him and Bono
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:31,
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urghthat's just gross
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:33,
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sorry.that was a bit crude wasn't it?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:35,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post856877
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:34,
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I like youI like you this [_________________________________________________________________________________________________________] much
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Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:34,
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That is approximately........[________________________________________________________________________________________________________] that much too much
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:34,
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I bet they went on to make a derisive remark about Milton Keynes too.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:34,
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Don't give him ideas,I think it's because I made a joke about Norwichs incestual reputation.
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Darth?You said he didn't like you and he agreed, it was a leading question.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:43,
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Don't worry Psychochomptomorrow you can eat lunch with us and then he won't dare try anything.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:45,
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I don't think criticising his prowessis going to make him like you any better.
Punnage.
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Kroney, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:46,
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he is a very nice young man now shake hands and we will hear no more of it!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:04,
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I was admiring your use of the legal phrase "it was a leading question"I've heard it on Petrocelli
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I'm down with all the badgersYou're probably top three
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:34,
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You know what for not answering my post you're now top ten. Just(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:43,
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Plenty of better badgers out there anyway(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:43,
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*slides in stage left**winks*
*finger-guns*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:09,
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If I paint a stripe down my backcan I join the badgers?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:43,
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Like that cat in Pepe le Pew(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:45,
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you must be pretty miserable most of the time then.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:39,
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I'm extraordinarily happy and well adjusted, thank you bitter internet girl(, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)
It would be very angry sexsince I'm a Kitty and all.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:57,
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it would be full of self loathing, but totally worth itwe're probably going to need a hall of mirrors and some matching 'Prick' hats too though
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But I love myselfHaven't you listened to anything Psychochomp has said?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:01,
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don't be silly(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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Nearly forgotI also love Vipros.
I merely fancy Psychochomp, he doesn't get to level up until he stops being mean to me.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:17,
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I meant "don't be silly, of course he hasn't listened to Chompy"but thanks
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:22,
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I realised that when I first read itbut then I forgot.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:24,
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I haven't read much of this board at all and don't have a feel for a single one of you yetif you love yourself it's just not going to work out between us, I'm sorry.
You prick.
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I had you down as an object for ridicule and derisionyou fat cunt
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:41,
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No, I'm sticking to my guns hereHe's a fat cunt
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:48,
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but that whole 'prick' thread on QOTW a few weeks back was one of the most entertaining things I've ever seenall you were doing was calling him a prick, and he reacted to it, every, single, time.
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I would like to see this thread.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:51,
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it may have been deletedI'll do some searching in failstaff's profile
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it might be this one http://b3ta.com/questions/guiltylaughs/post805014?highlight=answers-post-806547but I'm not sure, please don't make me look again though, failstaff's posts were boring me to tears
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Yeah, that was Rory's introI was rather drunk at the time so I didn't immediately remember it.
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2.bp.blogspot.com/_wgns7r5yd8c/SMrVzF3BqXI/AAAAAAAAEMI/Fp1ksc3TmnU/s400/pinprick.jpg
EDIT wasn't it the middle of the day? You bloody alcoloic dolescum
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Not a bad piece of internet bullying there, even if I do say so myself(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:02,
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Tell me about itThat Bobby has HUMILIATED me by putting me on ignore AND TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT IT * MY EARS ARE STINGING WITH THE SHAME*
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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I only ignore for a few hours it's the fucking internet innit(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:12,
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like a sulking teenage girl who hides in her room?For shame, Bobby.
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I'm still waiting for youyou know where to come
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:15,
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Bristol's a bit far for me, Robertmaybe see you around christmas, or at a bash?
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Don't tease me you sexy cunt(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:17,
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You're quite the delicate flowerIf you need to put people on ignore you're doing your internetting all wrong
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:18,
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It's more like training a puppy I findBut cheers for the tips I'll take them onboard.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:19,
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I'll Gaz you a copy of Rorys Guide to lifeInnumerable top tips and cock shots
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:25,
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Well, I'm on to you.You won't catch me out a
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That lolwaki picture of him earlier has led me to re-appraise himas a chubby needy cunt
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:52,
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how dare youthat was a picture of me on my 18th
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:54,
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thanksI had only eaten 6 pies that day, I was on a diet.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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You're the boards official chubby dole cunt(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:11,
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oh sorry, I forgot we weren't actually talking about meI honestly didn't mean that!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:13,
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Hah.You're not blonde at all, are you? It's hard to tell from that photo, cause I'm fairly sure that's a wig.
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That's a coincidence. I don't have your hair either.Honest. If you were wondering where it went,...er....I think Dave took it.
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Okay, so I'm not villainous at allbut I imagine you're beginning to get an idea of where you stand. I only posted to attract these two to your thread. They seem to like me.
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I think they see you as some sort of standard bearer in the struggle against Sarcastic Remarks About Shit Stories Online.I've started making spelling errors deliberatly in my replies to them now, just for the shit of it.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:50,
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that amused me more than it should have done(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:03,
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FINALLYI have your approval. I can sleep safe tonight, bollockchops
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all it takes is tenacity and commitment.(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:07,
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it has been known to help(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:10,
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you're describing a rape there aren't you(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:12,
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it may share certain similarities with a rape(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:14,
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hey, even grumpychops has to crack a smile once in a whileChin up little fella, behind every cloud there's a rainbow, just for you.
God loves you, Dave.
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This despite the fact you accused me of doing your
Speaking of which, you never replied to my challenge to fight you with sword.
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plus I'm still waiting at home for him to show up(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:02,
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It's in the shop having its shaft repaired.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:03,
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It seems an increasingly regular pastime on there nowto put discernible effort into a post entirely about you.
How does this fame make you feel? (Or possibly infamy, so someone can make the "they've all got it infamy!" joke)
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Mildly unsettled that some people take it as a personal insult against THEM, when it's not even anyone remotely connected to them that I'm dissing.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:55,
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You're hardly a villianGranted, I won't deny there have been times your posts on others stories have grated with me, but there have been some times when I've been laughing my head off at people getting angry at a single remark of yours.
Plus, in terms of useless trolls, Rory Lyon makes me laugh too much to be a troll. If he could get past variations of the words 'useless', 'dole/unemployed' and 'prick', he'd likely be far more successful at winding people up.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:10,
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RoryI'm going to call this person a useless dolescum prick, but only until you get here and reply, then I'll delete my post if you like.
Useless dolescum prick.
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me too RoryOh Rory, please notice me! Look, I'm being mean to this guy you had an argument with, look Rory, look! Rory! Rory! RORY!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:16,
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I can't help it, he's my heroI wouldn't be trolling right now if it wasn't for him, and I wasn't mean to failstaff because of that, he started on me a few times, so I took a leaf out of the master's book.
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I know Falstaff is still here, coz he aint got no joband he's too fat to leave the internet
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:22,
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you should cut him some slackhe's got an internship now, that's like a job without the whole getting paid thing.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:23,
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Today 'Unpaid Teaboy'Tomorrow 'Community Volunteer', as long as he gives up the daytime drinking from his massive £1100 a week dole cheque
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:30,
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if that's genuinely how much he gets I'm going to retract my half-hearted whiteknightingand ring the Daily Mail.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:31,
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SrsHe was drunkenly boasting about it to the internet last week
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:32,
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OI didn't realise you actually had a serious point, this is remarkable
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I can't go into his profileit makes my eyes piss blood
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:40,
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oh me me me!PLEASE! I bask in your, er, shit.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:23,
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It's funny because pricks have a point.I don't have a point, I was just saying that because you said you loved that guy and fancied that other guy and that
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Oh don't get me wrong, it's completely unrequitedso I'm not a slag, though not for want of trying.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:37,
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I'm the bestower of Prickage round herethank you very much
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:34,
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and to think that people used to say that I'd never amount to anythingTAKE THAT YOU PRICKS !
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:39,
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ok can you call him a prick for me then please?(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:37,
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Gaz me some grotand I'll consider it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:42,
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I think Psychchomp has a collection of naked photos of me, looking surprisedI'll ask him to forward some.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:55,
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Too late, I already called myself a prick.Because I'm a prick like that.
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Nowhere.You prick.
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TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 17:49,
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