SO
Evening, I've been invited to a tube-themed party (e.g. you could go dressed up as an angel, for er.. Angel station)

I'm low on inspiration so I'm turning to you faithful OTers, do me proud, what should I go as?
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:18, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Get yourself a can of Australian lager.
fix it to your groin area and bingo!

Cockfosters.

EDIT: Also, if you piss yourself they'll be none the wiser.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Find some loose hooded robe type garments
tie them at the waist and black up.

Blackfriars.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:26, Reply)

If you're short and fat, go as an elephant, tall and thin, go as a castle.
Get a complementing friend.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:27, Reply)

And if you look like Simon Weston
Go as Kings Cross, circa 1987.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:29, Reply)

oh god that's horribly hilarious

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Could have been worse.
I was going to mention either And if you're Asian just take a back-pack or if you're Brazillian get yourself some bullet holes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Go as the modern Sherlock Holmes for Baker Street
This entails making fuck all effort, wear a coat or something.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:29, Reply)

A jedward wig
High Barnet
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Scooby Doo
Barking
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Tie a rope around your neck
Blackfriars
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Little Bow Peep with a merkin
Shepherd's Bush
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:43, Reply)

liking this
best I had so far was taking green facepaint and making lots of things green

Turnham Green
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:36, Reply)

That's excellent

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Get a shepherd's crook
and a pubic wig.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Queen Victoria?
Too much effort, most likely.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Wear a bow in your hair?
Dress as a charred tree?
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:50, Reply)

e girl
( broadsword, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:16, Reply)