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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening thread
The others down there are pretty full dontcha know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:19, 93 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
good evening
i have a yoghurt and a trip to the theatre in half an hour. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:20, Reply)
Gid ovening
I'm alright. Just home from work. I'm a bit zombie obsessed at the moment.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:22, Reply)
i did a swot analysis with students today
and told them we would just assume zombies went in the Threats column
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:26, Reply)
Marketing with zombies.
Nice work. Will the environmental scanning involve destroying staircases and finding defendable high ground?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:28, Reply)
totally should do, but this was just an icebreaker/induction thing
not business studies

I wish I was teaching this though www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11219411

and everyone should have a zombie plan
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:35, Reply)

and a copy of the zombie survival guide
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:46, Reply)
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:50, Reply)

we're planning your wedding to chompy
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:51, Reply)
What's a chompy? Who are you? WHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:52, Reply)

have you been eating montys special sweets?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:57, Reply)
Who? I'm new here. Hello!
Actually I'm going home. BYE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:58, Reply)
I'm feeling really lazy
So I'm thinking of going to the chippy for my dinner.

There is a Derren Brown thing on the telly tonight too. I think I'll watch that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:51, Reply)
Are you reading my mind?
*Goes to the chippy*
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:38, Reply)
It's a fine sunny evening
So I'm planning to stay firmly inside away from the sun, and organise the large amount of photos I've taken over the last few days.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:55, Reply)
LIES ON THE INTERNET
sunny in Scotland indeed
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 18:58, Reply)
It actually is for once
I took photos of it and everything, and thought I might even get a bit of a tan. I just got really warm instead though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:08, Reply)
I took a photo the other evening because a cloud looked l.ike a skull.
It was really strange.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:57, Reply)
I tried to take a photo of the sun earlier
The camera went a bit mental and wouldn't focus.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:08, Reply)
Good evening and don't call me thread

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:02, Reply)
I wish there was more action in the evening
seeing as I can't post anything through the day.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:05, Reply)

there used to be a lot going on in the evenings I dunno what happened really
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:12, Reply)
There were a few folk about last night
Highly variable, that's what I'd call it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:16, Reply)
I think it all went down hill when that girl who's name I forget, matilda or something, ran off with spakerman to make a 'Home Sweet Home' of their own.
It's a shame really that their love was never embrased by the rest of us or we would have front row seats, they might have made a porn for us if we worded our requests rightly.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:49, Reply)
The Disappointed refered to her reasonably recently as Maladismal.
Which was rather clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:54, Reply)
I'd forgotten she existed

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:03, Reply)
She was one of my first friends on here
god help me I was easily led astray
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:08, Reply)
You? easily led stray?.... neeeever.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:12, Reply)
-wide eyes-
I'm very innocent, I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:18, Reply)
*puts wallet away and walks away down-trodden*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:42, Reply)
Wait! Come back!
How much did you say you'd give me?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:45, Reply)
You got change for a twenty?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:55, Reply)
Ooh mister
You're so generous.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Isn't that like £1000 to you students?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)
20p isn't THAT much these days
not now fags have gone up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I'd forgotten you existed
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:18, Reply)
Try making a grammatical or spelling error
someone will probably correct you, then some other people will troll the person who corrected you. It'll all kick off and you can sit back and marvel at the pointlessness.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:34, Reply)
i am stuck at work
then stuck at the gym

how is that for depressing? well actually i quite like the gym, but i prefer the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:33, Reply)
Does the gym have a bar?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:35, Reply)
only the kind you hold and do squats on.
a barre, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:37, Reply)
You need to join a better gym.
One that'll sell you a vodka and tonic.

You could of course, just not bother with the gym and go to the pub instead.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:42, Reply)
I've done the gym and now I'm slowly getting sozzled.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:43, Reply)
NO MORE BOOZE after last night
there was SO MUCH BOOZE
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:55, Reply)
Very depressing
Though I am sure you'll handle it with aplomb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:41, Reply)
if i don't finish this drafting soon
i will be too late for the gym. eek.

why can't people just behave themselves so i can do nothing?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:46, Reply)
No work= no expensive handbags and shoes Miss Swipe.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:50, Reply)
don't misunderstand me
i still want to get paid!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:54, Reply)
Nice chatting last night BTW

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:57, Reply)
oh yes
although i was hammered. apologies if i made no sense!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:03, Reply)
Not at all

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:04, Reply)
lovely stuff
well, i may be around later, depending on whether i make it home in time for the gym or the pub.... stay cool...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:10, Reply)
I will dudette, I will

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:12, Reply)
where be ye then?
promises promises
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:37, Reply)
Good evening
*suavely raises eyebrow*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:42, Reply)
would be even suaver (more suave?)
on the other thread, see y'all there.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:44, Reply)
*sigh*, the times I've heard _that_ one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:10, Reply)
paid, not laid!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:11, Reply)
The two go hand-in-hand.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:12, Reply)
You are Wayne Rooney

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:18, Reply)
Evening
I'm a little down, just viewed a house with the perfect room in it, really want to move in, but it's a family home, with young kids. Don't think I could live there with that :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:35, Reply)
good god no
free babysitting anyone? that'd be you that would.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:38, Reply)
It's like making a cup of tea, you only have to do it badly the once, and they'll never ask you again
But don't make it ovbouse, pour a some boiling water on it's hand or something, that way it could be an accident.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:52, Reply)
evil
i am shocked
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:53, Reply)
It's their own fault for trusting me with their offspring.
If they didn't want to be tied down by a kid, they should have worn a rubber.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:11, Reply)

kids suck keep looking
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:41, Reply)
PAEDO

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 22:03, Reply)
SO
Evening, I've been invited to a tube-themed party (e.g. you could go dressed up as an angel, for er.. Angel station)

I'm low on inspiration so I'm turning to you faithful OTers, do me proud, what should I go as?
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:18, Reply)
Get yourself a can of Australian lager.
fix it to your groin area and bingo!

Cockfosters.

EDIT: Also, if you piss yourself they'll be none the wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:20, Reply)
Find some loose hooded robe type garments
tie them at the waist and black up.

Blackfriars.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:26, Reply)
If you're short and fat, go as an elephant, tall and thin, go as a castle.
Get a complementing friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:27, Reply)
And if you look like Simon Weston
Go as Kings Cross, circa 1987.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:29, Reply)
oh god that's horribly hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:30, Reply)
Could have been worse.
I was going to mention either And if you're Asian just take a back-pack or if you're Brazillian get yourself some bullet holes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:32, Reply)
Go as the modern Sherlock Holmes for Baker Street
This entails making fuck all effort, wear a coat or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:29, Reply)
A jedward wig
High Barnet
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:30, Reply)
Scooby Doo
Barking
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:31, Reply)
Tie a rope around your neck
Blackfriars
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:33, Reply)
Little Bow Peep with a merkin
Shepherd's Bush
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:43, Reply)
liking this
best I had so far was taking green facepaint and making lots of things green

Turnham Green
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:36, Reply)
That's excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:37, Reply)
Get a shepherd's crook
and a pubic wig.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:33, Reply)
Queen Victoria?
Too much effort, most likely.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Wear a bow in your hair?
Dress as a charred tree?
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:50, Reply)

e girl
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:16, Reply)

ooh under siege 2 is on at 9.....
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:41, Reply)
I'm watching a programme about Darwin.
*looks intellectual*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I'm watching seaside rescue. mmm lifeguards
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:46, Reply)
I never imagine you as a dirty old woman. *laughs*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:46, Reply)

*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:48, Reply)
*rubs breasts*
I've already stretched back up to 4mm btw. *grins*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:50, Reply)

* rubs your fur *
oh my god you're so naughty. I'm jealous
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)
I'll bring all my jewellery and stretchers to give you when we meet at DG's bash.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:54, Reply)

I shall bring hugs!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:57, Reply)
i like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:17, Reply)

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