i have some great knee high socks
that i got from ann summers the other day which are the most innocently filthy things you've ever seen in your life. highly recommended.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:27, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

These I must see

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)

Seconded

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

they have matching pants too
and a corset top thing.

i am contemplating wearing mine to work tomorrow with a black flippy skirt and shiny lace up shoes as i have a meeting with the obscenely hot boy who babysits my car when i go away. but somehow i think my boss would very probably send me home to change. pinstriped trousers it is. i hate my job!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Blimey

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:34, Reply)

i am kidding
i would never be able to wear that to work. i picked the wrong profession to have a personality.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)

damn

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)

sorry false advertising
!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)

I intend to sue
I'll see you in court.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)

fine
i'll wear the socks (as gloves)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)

I like this

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

i think i might just have to
buy you a pair of your very own.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)

As much as I am grateful for the thought behind the gift, they wouldn't be the same without you I'm afraid.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:05, Reply)

if you have hairy legs
i agree maybe i should model them myself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:07, Reply)

It's a deal.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:07, Reply)

or you could just wax?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:13, Reply)

A solution has been found.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 0:14, Reply)