Yes, there fucking should.
I don't like it when I go into a shop and the staff yabber away at each other in front of me in their Bongo-bongo-ese: I think it's ill-mannered and disrespectful to me, their master and genetic superior.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There speaks the voice of reason.
How do Monty?

Run out of medication?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

It's just so moreish.
I start off with a cheeky couple o' pills - but before I know it, there I am again, naked from the waist down, wanking into the cauliflowers in Waitrose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Those fluffy-leafed bitches love it.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Monty,
Morrisons aren't known for their superior staff
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

24 hour tesco local village supermarket 2006
Absolutely smashed tried bowling water melons down the aisle. Then once we were kicked out we stole the delivery of newspapers for the next day and wheeled them off in trollies. DRUGS ARE BAD.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I am only dimly aware of Morrisons.
I don't like their corporate colourscheme so I would never frequent their establishments. Yes, I am that stupid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I was just insulting you
by saying that was your regular shop
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Hey, Morrison's my local shop
that, and the pound shop.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Shh
don't let Monty hear that. It's not an insult to anyone else, just to him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Speaking of which, I should probably go and do a bit of light shopping.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Short of lights, are you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I might convert some of those cheap champagne flutes into makeshift lampshades

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

B&Q is good for that
They sell cheap light bulbs.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I found some in my bedside drawer.
SCORE
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Result
Not shopping is one of my favourite pastimes.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I don't actually need lightbulbs
I need some housemate fuel- aka diet coke. It's practically all she drinks.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

And she is unable to buy it for herself because...?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Because I owe her.
Also, I've promised for her next birthday I'll buy her her weight in it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

So if she weighs about 50kg
you're looking at 50l of diet Coke. On a 2x2l for £2.50 deal, that's not much more than £30. Quite a bargain. Unless she's grossly obese.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)

If you think your pound shop's good, you should check out Elephant and Castle
Last time I frequented the area, the 99p shop was about to receive stiff competition when, on the other side of the complex, I saw a sign that read "Coming soon: 98p shop." No, really.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Oh, 99p st res?
I do love that place. That's what the one near me is. It's also where I got my garish lizard. My sister stayed in my room over a weekend, she hated it so much.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Elephant & Castle is known as 'the 99p area'
Cancer Joy once had me in fits telling of the 99/98p price wars in Glasgow, and posting some of their nonsensical shelf-edge advertising cards.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I HEARD THAT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

You have successfully insulted me.
I hope you're happy now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Absolutely
I also advise you to buy yourself a suit from the market
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I may get some counterfeit track-wear whilst I am about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

You're finding your feet
in this strange new world. Don't forget the gold chains for a paaaund
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

'Goldique', hopefully

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)