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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Vipros would have lepracy, that'll give me wings that I could fly with.
Chompy wouldn't have a cock, his length would be added to mine to give a full 5 inches.
I'll have your sense of self worth so when I ask you out (which I would do with your sense of self worth) you'll say yes, and keep me as a kept man for the rest of my life.
I'll have Clendrix's norks, to insulate the house you'll put in my name.
I'll grab Kitty's sense of get-up-and-go, so I can reach my full potential.
And I'll have Bert's overinflated sense of self worth and give that to my ant-farm.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
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