The Dutch sound like
bad American Sean Connery impressionists and for that reason are brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:54, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't think I've heard the Dutch accent
is it anything like Mike Myers would have you believe?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Yesh. Very shimilar.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

that's brilliant
do they frequently offer schmokesch and pancakesch? If scho, I want to go there now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Dey're crayshie.
Very liberal additudezh to shex, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Dey alsho hev de exschellent graahsch

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

And dey love dere dartsch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

and dominosch
just catching up with this conversation. I know a load of dutch people as my company is dutch.

once spent an entire camping weekend with me and my mates shouting at each other "hey, you wanna come back to my plasch for dominoesch and schport-fucking?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Hahaha 'schport-fucking'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

you were spot on with your description earlier
bad american sean connery impersonators is precisely what they sound like
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

We hung out with a load of Dutch on holiday.
They were ace.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

No, dey were 'Aish'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

You should do a comedy accents act
Far away from me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I am a fairly good mimic.
Useful when you're in the mockery game, as I am.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I can't do accents at all
Hence I rely on 'your face' style comebacks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

hahaha
That comparison does redeem the accent somewhat. Unfortunately, I used to share a house with a Dutch chap who never washed and I think I've been biased against them ever since.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)