Ooof, don't hold back there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well, that's what it became really
I couldn't post in the daytime, and evening B3TA actually used to be quite good.

B69 got pilloried but I met him once and he was a good, decent, sensible bloke. A bit fond of his own opinions but aren't we all?

Then along came Maladismal, and it was all about her, and anything you'd ever done she'd done it twice, with George Michael watching.

Admittedly at roughly the same time I met my current sweetheart but a combination of Maladismal's whimpering and having something better to do in the evenings saw me wandering off.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:04, Reply)

There are still a lot of people on here I find who have a severe case of mememeitis
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Are you talking about ME again TGB?
Why do you always target ME?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Because I love you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I.. I never knew
so I was right... it's all about ME
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Damn straight LAAK
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:38, Reply)

*Flounce*
you only want me for my eight breasts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:39, Reply)

I swear yours are multipliers though
EVERY BREAST AFTERWARDS IS WORTH THREE TIMES ITS WEIGHT

we should all switch usernames one day and see if anyone notices
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:42, Reply)

no. no they wouldnt

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Stop being cruel
I thought I'd redeemed myself slightly, and at least provisionally being given my own identity.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:48, Reply)

You're probably my favourite. Or is that kitty? I forget
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:51, Reply)

haha cruel streak right there
I'm the one who makes cupcakes remember?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I'm not falling for that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Okay I'm the hot one
who poledances
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

THAT COULD BE TWO OF US

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)

She's the one who's obsessed with viruses and southern comfort

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

i love how youre giving me facts im assigning under LAAK
then forgetting
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

What, who's who?
or the facts?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Well it's LAK now
I escaped! I'm no longer part of the boobiepede

/pleads
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:00, Reply)

too late
see below. Or don't
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:05, Reply)

perhaps you need some kind of kookie twist
perhaps you always end your posts with ## or ¬¬* or something

or wear a hat. Wait, that's Lampito
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:51, Reply)

shoot me
if I ever become kooky. Fucking emos have cornered the market
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)

yeah, bastards
they make doing odd things trickier
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)

My mum's bringing down the veiled top hat, cloche and flowered trilby in a couple of weeks
EXCITEDDDDDD
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)

does this make you all BOOBZILLA!?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:48, Reply)

The human boobipede

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

I don't know how that would work
and I refuse to open paint to try and work it out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I don't want to know either :O

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:58, Reply)

OK, OK FINE I WILL!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Can I put that in my profile? Please?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:05, Reply)

you are very welcome to it
One day when I am a famous artist it will be worth millions
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

If I have to be part of this
can I be the one in front?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

hey it's not me made it
I just drew it. Ask TGB
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

ooh the power

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:11, Reply)

can we please all click i like this picture to confuse the hell out of the day qotwers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:08, Reply)

It's worthy of clicking anyway

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Done
Though I'll have escaped since I'm the one at the front
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Can't see it any more :(
edit: winked back into existence. Phew.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:14, Reply)

it's still there
or is it just burned onto my retinas for all eternity?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Yeh, it's still there.
Lampito is a mong.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Entirely correct.
Good evening.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Hello.
Can't stop and play, sadly.
Bye!
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Au revoir!
Have fun!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:21, Reply)

like a solipsistic opera singer
ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:16, Reply)

It's an incurable disease
Those who have it become immune to any external influence.

I wanted to be cleverer with this reply but let me do a bit of Memeitis myself.

I'm going to the funeral of a former colleague tomorrow. He died, at 45, from cancer. cancer ought to have a capital c but I'm keeping it in lower case to show my disdain for it.

So there. Mememe. La TD is out, I'm at home drinking. Sometimes it doesn't hurt to wallow in your own muck, but you have to know when it is and isn't acceptable.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:25, Reply)

me-meme

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:26, Reply)

That sucks sorry dude.
After give me a call three times and ill hook you back up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Thats the way it falls
And it's my fourth, but luckily (luckily? Ha!) only my second death.

I still smoke. Shit happens.

(Desperately tries to lighten the mood) err...I like to watch Coach Trip on C4.

Quick - smile - SMILE YOU GODFORSAKEN FUCKERS.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:44, Reply)

I'm sorry about your friend
but I agree, Coach Trip is excellent.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:45, Reply)

I want to go on Coach Trip
I wanted to sign us up but La TD refuses.

The worst thing about it is that I'm a bus driver in real life. I'd be nagging Gay Brendan all the time.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I'd be horrendously irritating and be chucked off immediately

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:00, Reply)

A very defeatist attitude, Ms Lampito
And look - I go out for a smoke and all the action starts happening up there somewhere.

About being naked and that.

I'm 42 in November y'know. And I remember when all this was...carry on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:12, Reply)

i wasmaking bettlejuice jokes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Oh yeah...
Sorry chuck - seen the film a lot of times and didn't spot that.

But if you can do that, d'you think you could send a slightly older Winona Ryder this way.

I'm not skint - I'd buy her a nice meal and stuff before any naked bedtop wrestling.

Just a thought, if yer in touch with them filum characters and stuff...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)