It's an incurable disease
Those who have it become immune to any external influence.

I wanted to be cleverer with this reply but let me do a bit of Memeitis myself.

I'm going to the funeral of a former colleague tomorrow. He died, at 45, from cancer. cancer ought to have a capital c but I'm keeping it in lower case to show my disdain for it.

So there. Mememe. La TD is out, I'm at home drinking. Sometimes it doesn't hurt to wallow in your own muck, but you have to know when it is and isn't acceptable.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

me-meme

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:26, Reply)

That sucks sorry dude.
After give me a call three times and ill hook you back up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Thats the way it falls
And it's my fourth, but luckily (luckily? Ha!) only my second death.

I still smoke. Shit happens.

(Desperately tries to lighten the mood) err...I like to watch Coach Trip on C4.

Quick - smile - SMILE YOU GODFORSAKEN FUCKERS.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:44, Reply)

I'm sorry about your friend
but I agree, Coach Trip is excellent.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:45, Reply)

I want to go on Coach Trip
I wanted to sign us up but La TD refuses.

The worst thing about it is that I'm a bus driver in real life. I'd be nagging Gay Brendan all the time.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I'd be horrendously irritating and be chucked off immediately

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:00, Reply)

A very defeatist attitude, Ms Lampito
And look - I go out for a smoke and all the action starts happening up there somewhere.

About being naked and that.

I'm 42 in November y'know. And I remember when all this was...carry on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:12, Reply)

i wasmaking bettlejuice jokes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Oh yeah...
Sorry chuck - seen the film a lot of times and didn't spot that.

But if you can do that, d'you think you could send a slightly older Winona Ryder this way.

I'm not skint - I'd buy her a nice meal and stuff before any naked bedtop wrestling.

Just a thought, if yer in touch with them filum characters and stuff...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)