NEW THREAD
As Monty's tweed-clad thread of ubiquitous doom is rather full.

Which type of ghost would you most like to be? I choose Of Christmas Yet to Come, poultrygeist and Canterville.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:01, 147 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The sort that looks like a sheet with eye-holes and floats around shouting "WOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I feel it is within my capabilities.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:06, Reply)

That would be my fourth choice.
Shroud and chains.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:09, Reply)

...in the machine
I'd make shit go wrong for no reason. And go wooooOOOooOOO to freak people out, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:08, Reply)

I'd probably be one of those ghosts that weep behind walls
and make random damp patches appear.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:10, Reply)

grim
so bricks and insulation foam turn you on?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Phwoar
and the grouting. Don't forget grouting.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:12, Reply)

dirty...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:14, Reply)

I'd be an evil ghost that chases you round the house with knives
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Space Ghost!
It's an MST3K reference.

I missed the thread earlier but I too find Amberl, Applebite, Kitty and Lampito interchangeable. I constantly flick between them mentally when I'm engaged in a bout of onanism.
( djtrialprice, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:13, Reply)

Amberl has tits.
Kitty and Applebite poledance.
I'm chubby and hit people.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:14, Reply)

everyone needs their 'thing'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:15, Reply)

I've met all of you
with the exception of Kitty. I know exactly what you're each good for.
( djtrialprice, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:17, Reply)

She's hopefully coming in October
You can get confused between us four in person.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:20, Reply)

oh wow
*squeeeeee*
( djtrialprice, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:23, Reply)

careful, you might pop

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:24, Reply)

as it happens
I'm now provisionally worthy of recognition on my own not just as part of LAAK
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Do you combine to form a superior being
like in Captain Planet?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Oh you know
that you're my absolute favourite. You got me a Jerry Cantrell plectrum :D
( djtrialprice, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I do hope you're coming to the October bash
so you can get it :) or would you like me to post it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:37, Reply)

dgs? I'm going to call you all LAAK
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:23, Reply)

I will call you TGB
as that is conveniently what you are known as.


edit: arse. That was not intentional.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I've met no-one
Being a massive lurker and all. I'm tempted to come to a bash but scared you might all eat me or something *cowers*
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:22, Reply)

I've never 'bash'ed either
I expect everyone on here of being an axe murderer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:23, Reply)

7 1/2 years and no bash?
Unsociable or what?
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:54, Reply)

totally
but in the old days they were all in London. I might make it to the Bristol one if I can get the Monday off work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Ah.
Being London-based gives me no real excuse.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:02, Reply)

DO IT!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:20, Reply)

yeah were all bastards I wouldn't go to any bashes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I'm not worried about you being bastards
I can be a right cunt. I'm just socially inept.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:27, Reply)

we've got enough of your sort already thank you

( djtrialprice, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:29, Reply)

are their any b3tans who aren't?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:32, Reply)

I'm not
I'm socially awesome.
( djtrialprice, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:45, Reply)

*steals*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Glad to know I'm fitting in.
Or not, as it were.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:35, Reply)

I was sexually assaulted by you at a bash
I'll leave it to the reader to decide if that's the kind of thing they wish to engage in.
( djtrialprice, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:29, Reply)

you loved it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:38, Reply)

true

( djtrialprice, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:44, Reply)

this is known as the rosie position
"I ain't meeting no mongs off the internet right?"
( djtrialprice, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I meet plenty of mongs in real life.
If I was to come to a bash, the reason would be that most b3tans make a certain amount of sense.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:30, Reply)

that is the first sign of madness
right before the hairy hands
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:33, Reply)

'bout of onanism'?
makes it sound like a recurring disease
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:16, Reply)

oh it is
but I've learned to embrace it
( djtrialprice, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:17, Reply)

One of those that haunts the place that they lived/died.
I've spent so much time hanging around the flat this week it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:17, Reply)

you would save time with all that tedious opening doors nonsense

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I've only got one door in my flat anyway.
Well, only one that is ever closed. Can't ghosts move through walls or something?
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:29, Reply)

yeah, that was my point
if you were a ghost it would save you time

also, i don't think ghosts eat. Except spooketti
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:32, Reply)

What about Ghoulash?

(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:32, Reply)

i suppose so, but they only drink spirits
(sorry that was weak)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:34, Reply)

The short-sighted ones wear spooktacles
*scrapes barrel*
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:50, Reply)

while watching their new
ecotoplasma TV

mm, tasty barrel scraps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Beetlejuice!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:39, Reply)

beetlejuice!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Beetlejuice!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Fucksocks!
Someone has the name.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:58, Reply)

gaz them, tell them they are needed

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 19:59, Reply)

just not inventive enough
:P
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:01, Reply)

*shakes fist*

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:07, Reply)

And now I'm going to trash your house
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:08, Reply)

Bollocks!
That'll be my third claim in the last two years, my premiums are going to go through the roof.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:14, Reply)

What's left of it
after the monochrome one has had his wicked way.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Mwahahaha
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:21, Reply)

SIGH
just for pity's sake don't shit on any of the soft furnishings
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:25, Reply)

*pulls pants up*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Cheers
you're a love.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:28, Reply)

I'd be the ghost
Of the old evening HSH threads.

Rattling the chains of Maladismal, B69, Spakka, Raymond Luxury-Yacht, Warmfuzzyfeeling, Shouldhavejoinedmyspace etc..

It was dull, but it passed some lonely hours for me.

Plumdozer seems to be the new Maladismal.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Welcome back! I'm the grammar badger in disguise
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Good
Because what the name of that geezer who set up a meat-puppet as his sister and had a huge arguement with himself online?

Hairpot - just remembered! But he ran under a few other names. Second worst nutter after Edmund.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Oh yeah I'd forgotten about him. I think I missed the argument with himself though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Too bad
Probably the funniest thing I ever saw on here when I had nothing better to do than be here regularly.

It was a Sunday morning and "his sister" was telling him off for his dissolute ways but making the same spelling mistakes that he was.

Actually - it doesn't sound remotely funny now but I was pissing myself at the time. Perhaps I had a lower threshold of amusement back then.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Haha. I'm finding watchdog hilarious
People defending themselves for being shit its like b3ta
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:34, Reply)

What? I've done this twice, maybe three times.
Maladismal I most certainly am not.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:27, Reply)

That's how it starts
next thing you know you've got fluff and cake up the wazoo and beckyletters out to destroy you.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Are you needy?
Must everything that is ever posted somehow relate to your life?

Do you have a multitude of troubled parents/friends/relations/ex-lovers?

Are you very rich/very poor/undecided?

Have you got an imaginary friend/enemy/stalker/suspicious neighbour/negligent landlord?

If you answered no/yes/undecided/figures may be adjusted to take school-leavers into account/goat to any of the above

YOU ARE MALADISMAL.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Ooof, don't hold back there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Well, that's what it became really
I couldn't post in the daytime, and evening B3TA actually used to be quite good.

B69 got pilloried but I met him once and he was a good, decent, sensible bloke. A bit fond of his own opinions but aren't we all?

Then along came Maladismal, and it was all about her, and anything you'd ever done she'd done it twice, with George Michael watching.

Admittedly at roughly the same time I met my current sweetheart but a combination of Maladismal's whimpering and having something better to do in the evenings saw me wandering off.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:04, Reply)

There are still a lot of people on here I find who have a severe case of mememeitis
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)

Are you talking about ME again TGB?
Why do you always target ME?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Because I love you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I.. I never knew
so I was right... it's all about ME
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Damn straight LAAK
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:38, Reply)

*Flounce*
you only want me for my eight breasts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:39, Reply)

I swear yours are multipliers though
EVERY BREAST AFTERWARDS IS WORTH THREE TIMES ITS WEIGHT

we should all switch usernames one day and see if anyone notices
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:42, Reply)

no. no they wouldnt

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Stop being cruel
I thought I'd redeemed myself slightly, and at least provisionally being given my own identity.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:48, Reply)

You're probably my favourite. Or is that kitty? I forget
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:51, Reply)

haha cruel streak right there
I'm the one who makes cupcakes remember?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I'm not falling for that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Okay I'm the hot one
who poledances
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

THAT COULD BE TWO OF US

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)

She's the one who's obsessed with viruses and southern comfort

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

i love how youre giving me facts im assigning under LAAK
then forgetting
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

What, who's who?
or the facts?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Well it's LAK now
I escaped! I'm no longer part of the boobiepede

/pleads
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:00, Reply)

too late
see below. Or don't
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:05, Reply)

perhaps you need some kind of kookie twist
perhaps you always end your posts with ## or ¬¬* or something

or wear a hat. Wait, that's Lampito
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:51, Reply)

shoot me
if I ever become kooky. Fucking emos have cornered the market
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)

yeah, bastards
they make doing odd things trickier
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)

My mum's bringing down the veiled top hat, cloche and flowered trilby in a couple of weeks
EXCITEDDDDDD
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)

does this make you all BOOBZILLA!?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:48, Reply)

The human boobipede

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

I don't know how that would work
and I refuse to open paint to try and work it out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I don't want to know either :O

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:58, Reply)

OK, OK FINE I WILL!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Can I put that in my profile? Please?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:05, Reply)

you are very welcome to it
One day when I am a famous artist it will be worth millions
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

If I have to be part of this
can I be the one in front?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

hey it's not me made it
I just drew it. Ask TGB
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

ooh the power

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:11, Reply)

can we please all click i like this picture to confuse the hell out of the day qotwers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:08, Reply)

It's worthy of clicking anyway

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Done
Though I'll have escaped since I'm the one at the front
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

Can't see it any more :(
edit: winked back into existence. Phew.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:14, Reply)

it's still there
or is it just burned onto my retinas for all eternity?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Yeh, it's still there.
Lampito is a mong.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Entirely correct.
Good evening.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Hello.
Can't stop and play, sadly.
Bye!
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Au revoir!
Have fun!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:21, Reply)

like a solipsistic opera singer
ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:16, Reply)

It's an incurable disease
Those who have it become immune to any external influence.

I wanted to be cleverer with this reply but let me do a bit of Memeitis myself.

I'm going to the funeral of a former colleague tomorrow. He died, at 45, from cancer. cancer ought to have a capital c but I'm keeping it in lower case to show my disdain for it.

So there. Mememe. La TD is out, I'm at home drinking. Sometimes it doesn't hurt to wallow in your own muck, but you have to know when it is and isn't acceptable.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:25, Reply)

me-meme

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:26, Reply)

That sucks sorry dude.
After give me a call three times and ill hook you back up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Thats the way it falls
And it's my fourth, but luckily (luckily? Ha!) only my second death.

I still smoke. Shit happens.

(Desperately tries to lighten the mood) err...I like to watch Coach Trip on C4.

Quick - smile - SMILE YOU GODFORSAKEN FUCKERS.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:44, Reply)

I'm sorry about your friend
but I agree, Coach Trip is excellent.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:45, Reply)

I want to go on Coach Trip
I wanted to sign us up but La TD refuses.

The worst thing about it is that I'm a bus driver in real life. I'd be nagging Gay Brendan all the time.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I'd be horrendously irritating and be chucked off immediately

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:00, Reply)

A very defeatist attitude, Ms Lampito
And look - I go out for a smoke and all the action starts happening up there somewhere.

About being naked and that.

I'm 42 in November y'know. And I remember when all this was...carry on.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:12, Reply)

i wasmaking bettlejuice jokes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Oh yeah...
Sorry chuck - seen the film a lot of times and didn't spot that.

But if you can do that, d'you think you could send a slightly older Winona Ryder this way.

I'm not skint - I'd buy her a nice meal and stuff before any naked bedtop wrestling.

Just a thought, if yer in touch with them filum characters and stuff...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)

Plumdozer
I'm not knocking you - as I've said elsewhere Maladismal wrecked the whole evening thing as far as I'm concerned, with her relentless negativity.

I've been missing the whole B3TA thing but I can only really do Thursday nights (don't work Fridays, and La TD now teaches nightschool on Thursdays).

Keep it coming, chief. And sort out a Thursday night York bash.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:15, Reply)

A school night bash?
Maybe. I'll see what I can do.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:24, Reply)

I would be the annoying one from Rentaghost
Claypole wasn't it?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 20:46, Reply)

atishoo!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 21:01, Reply)

If your mansion house needs haunting just call....
Rentaghost.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:05, Reply)

And the woman who ended up in Coronation Street
What a grim programme.

I probably ate Monster Munch with fish fingers while that was on, waiting for Grange Hill.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Birds Eye waffles.
WIN
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:26, Reply)

i hate that I have that waffley versatile
jingle in my head now, you bastard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:28, Reply)

Grill em, bake 'em, fry 'em, eat 'em.
Waffley versatile.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Of course, it could be worse, I could have said...
Will it be chips or jacket spuds?
Will it be salad or frozen pean?
Will it be mushrooms?
Fried onion rings?
You'll have to wait and see....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)

waffley versitile is worse
that earworm will often last me for weeks :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)

I'd be a ghost
That would haunt BobbySeahorse.

That'll learn him for calling me a fucking Jew.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:04, Reply)

good call

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:08, Reply)

What's a good call?
Me wanting to haunt Seahorse, or him calling me a fucking jew?

Or both? :-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:10, Reply)

well he was wrong
we all know you're celibate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:10, Reply)

How DO you know me so well?
(To be fair to Bob, it was in jest).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Yes, because being a racist is still funny in 2010
/Jim Davidson
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:13, Reply)

To be fair to Bob.
I did go out of my way to upset him.

And he had just watched South Park.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:48, Reply)

the haunting obviously

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 22:12, Reply)