Just don't call him Bert, he will have a miserable life.
Otherwise, I am very pleased for you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

lol, that is a good point. some of the names are terrible. It will not be Bert

( zulu eh?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Bart
As far as I'm concerned, Bert is dead, but every time you mention him he pops out of his coffin like a Drac-in-the-box.

Come up with a secret codeword or something to say instead of Bert and eventually he'll die away forever
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Bert Bert Bert Bert Bert Bert
Bert Bert Bert Bert Bert
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

OMMMMMMMMMMMMMG
*comes*
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)