I'm going to take Bartleby's thread as a win for team Monkeysex
Is that alright by everyone, yeah?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:45, 33 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oh man, if nobody replies this could very well be the worst thread ever

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

how will I get attention now?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I could always go back to my quiet, stealthy profile
the one I've had since before christmas, the one none of you know about

o_O
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

deleted your post eh? You git.

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

fail
:)
( zulu eh?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

u complete me

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I can help
clicky
(Mr Big Stuff, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I appreciate that, man
man porkylips
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Wrong!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.
You horrible, horrible man. I wish I had the words and competence to insult you in the way you truly deserve.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I could kiss you

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)

You certainly could.
But only if you promise to shave first. All of it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

even when I shave there's still loads of stubble
I'm ruining the poor girl I'm seeing
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Hello, Bert!
Well, I still like you. And I didn't work out that The Cat Hater was you, either.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I'm not, I'm chart cat, you dumb fucks

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Meh. Whatever.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I don't like this side of you, Iain, you're coming across as very needy

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Christ, you're a chump sometimes.
I'm one of the few people around here whom you've not managed to alienate. Isn't not alienating someone a good thing? Given the levels of invective that've been thrown in your direction over the last Christ-knows-how-long, can't you take the post in the spirit it was meant?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

you're getting awfully upset, Dave
step away from your keyboard and calm down for a minute, you're coming across all emotional.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Don't bother Enzyme, he is not worth it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Enzyme Bartleby
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I'm not sure chart cat knows my real name
(not, admittedly, that I've been particularly private about it). So that's prima facie evidence that you're not him.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Enzyme, take your own advice, take these posts in the spirit they're intended
and fuck off
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

*slow applause*

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

for an intelligent man, you're not very witty

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I don't think I'm unusually bright
and I don't see why the former should imply the latter anyway.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

you were being raelly boringly serious, I didn't like it

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Oh. OK.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I do know it
but that isn't me
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 15:46, Reply)