I read that wrong
And just spent the last thirty seconds trying to picture you climbing into a jacket potato.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:55, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It'd become the sexiest jacket potato ever

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

jacket potato with blue cheese
and aromat


nom nom
( zulu eh?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Rawwrrrrr!

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I also read jacket potato

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I read 'leather jacket'
Because that's what it says.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

You're such a spoil sport.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

A spoil sport with an awesome leather jacket
And I'm very impressed with how good my mo' looks today.
In short, I feel fucking invincible right now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I have an awesome leather jacket too.
*Awesome leather jacket five!*
In what way does it look better today?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

It's perfectly fanned up
As I combed it out proper rather than just chucking it up.
*highfives*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Very nice
Mine needs washing, I should really go for a shower.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

e ge
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Yuk.
:(
Such a shame you're not coming to the Cabaret night, the thought of you in burlesque gear is fucking hilarious.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

we could have dressed him up like a dandy Victorian guy, it would have been so much fun

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)

mo?
as in mohawk?
( zulu eh?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Yep

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

His mohawk is sex on legs.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

*blushes*
It's my best feature, as sad as that it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

what colour and height?
i need detail so I can decide whether to mock or be impressed!
( zulu eh?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I had it cut before my hols
So it's down to 7 inches or so. Natural hair colour, can't get away with mad colours for work/court.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

just 7 inches?
you should perm it

go on, that would be awesome
( zulu eh?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Longest I had it was over 12 inches
But after that it becomes a feat of engineering to put up. I have to take it down for work (but not casual fridays), so can't do anything longterm like use sugar water, soap or woodglue. Hairspray and a hairdryer are all I use.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I can tell you in advance that you should be impressed.
It's all kinds of awesome! A+, Would admire again.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

You haven't even met me!
But cheers ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I'm sufficiently impressed by your fb pictures
I don't think I need to.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Best not meet me then
Don't want to ruin the image you have.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Yeah, that probably is for the best.
You're probably not nearly as cool in real life.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Definitely not

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Go play on the motorway then.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Only if those fit-but-mental foreign birds are up for it again.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)