Apart from at that pub for Al's bash and they didn't have any.
It was very distressing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You had faux So Co though, I think
(I wish I could have said "know")
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Sam Smith's pubs never have any known brands of spirit on their shelves
But I'm sure if you ask for "the most revoltingly sweet whisky liquer you have," they'll find a close approximation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I asked for the closest thing they had
It was horrible :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

What did you learn?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Not to go to Sam Smith's pubs?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

NO NO NO
I was about to say you'll come to one in a couple of weeks, but then remembered YOU SUCK.

:(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Is she not coming to Davros' bash?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

No, I think she is
she's just not coming for my birthday night out.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Burn
I also have not been invited.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

She didn't invite me either
I hope she's fucking lonely
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Are you under 22?
If not, you will hate Candybox.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Why?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Is that the collective burlesque name for LAAK?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

No it's her pet name for her vagina

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Excellent.
Next bash in a Sam Smith's pub, everybody?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

:(
And you've not even met me.
AND I found you that crow chair.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I jest, I was simply being facetious.
_{(Which is why I have also been on the receiving end of Lampito's fists)}

We'll have to find you something else to drink in them. It's the least I can do in return for finding The Crow Chair.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Or we could go to a better pub?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Well, Davros' bash is in a Shepherd Neame pub
A vaguely classy establishment, even. At least by comparison to the Chandos.

Though the Chandos famously has its doorway impeded by couples eating off one another's faces on a Friday evening, so I suspect the b3tan shenanigans weren't especially out of the ordinary.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Fuck off and die.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I have the sneaking suspicion I'm due a severe face-punching...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I might come to that
it's been a while
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Please do,
I would actually like to meet you, and it would be nice not be the most hated person in the room.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

let me know where, as long as it's not a weekend I can do it

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

It's a weekend

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

next one then
or I'll start my own and they can form an orderly queue
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

bert isn't as bad in RL
as he is a pathettic little skinny toerag who doesn't have the balls to be a cunt to peoples faces
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

how much do you want to bet?
I was alienating myself and being a cunt IRL long before I ever fucked ym life up or found B3ta
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I'd like to see how long he lasts without being assaulted.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I'd like this

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)