Got a free ticket in an executive box for the game tomorrow (cos I'm in the loop init)
I don't really want to go, but you know, it's free. Then to my mate's missus' party which I do not want to go to at all. It's at her house but apparently everyone is going in fucking tuxedos. *bangs head on desk*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Invent a dose of the shits
and don't go.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Not a bad idea
I've already said I'd go, and I already know exactly who will be wearing tuxedos. I don't know what they're trying to prove/show off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

And by having the imaginary shits
you could claim to have been welded to the bog all night and thus unable to answer the phone, in case anyone calls you.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Which game?
I understand there are upwards of four of five professional football matches happening of a saturday these days.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Fulham v Wolves.
I'm only going because I go back to Newcastle next Friday so this is my last chance of getting to a home game for yonks.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Go to mathc and have a dodgy prawn sandwich. Job done.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:20, Reply)