You're vagina is too big for facebook
every time you try and log on it gets crushed under your flange lips.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you're? i expected more from you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:28, Reply)

You beat me to it....
I was just about to PULL al UP for that grammatical travesty.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Oh boy oh boy
I'm gonna be in geordieland the first weekend in january, i'm going to see Thin Lizzy on the saturday night but if you're around we should meet up.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:49, Reply)

We will totally do this thing.
Where are you staying?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Hopefully with my gran in Felling
but I haven't actually told her yet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Weeeeeell
If you get totally stuck you could crash at ours.

Are you driving up or resorting to public transpost?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I'm hoping to be driving
but it depends if the wife lets me borrow it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Well, the offer is there.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Try not to fuck her when you're there lol
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Topical lols.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:12, Reply)