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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, how many of you lot have fucked a sibling?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 17:40, 88 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Most people on /OT are Bert's multiple personality disorder logins,
so fucking loads of us have, technically.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 17:42, Reply)
I hope you've taken the time to read through the meltdown.
It was spectacular. Particularly the bit about the sex offender's register.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 17:51, Reply)
Read, noted, archived under the highly sought-after 'dirty old men' section.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 17:52, Reply)
Have I missed something?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 17:54, Reply)
You have missed a lot
it's all in the threads below
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 17:54, Reply)
Here.
Spectacular Internet Breakdown.

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post860067
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 17:55, Reply)
wow

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:01, Reply)
Some of my best ever rudeness in there, I feel.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:01, Reply)
His account's been deleted too, so he can't even go back and delete the incriminating posts.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:03, Reply)
I cannot believe some of it, it's pure gold.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:05, Reply)
did he really brag about it online?
I think keyboards might need a breathalizer/psych test
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:04, Reply)
Yes.
He said it was the best sex he'd ever had. I shall try to find it but it may take Chompy's level of competence to locate it, I fear, it was fucking ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:06, Reply)
i should really quit my job so I can keep up with all
these plot twists
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:08, Reply)
This has been the best day on here for ages.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:08, Reply)
I only got 4/10 in the laak quiz
i see boobipede didn't catch on as a name, shame
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:18, Reply)
FOR SHAME
But I have the boobipede in my profile, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:21, Reply)
i suck at following soap operas
we need a "this week in O/T" magazine with summary updates and profiles of the lead players. And background for to fill in the story. And some dramatic eastenders-style drums.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:24, Reply)
TODAY'S MYSTERIES:
When will Bert return?
Who is Monty's lay-dee?
Which one am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:31, Reply)
A:
18:11
*shrugs*
um, the one that likes hats

I can't wait for december, it's going to be the best christmas O/T's ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:34, Reply)
Why, what's happening in December?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:36, Reply)
Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:38, Reply)
let's see if I get this right
Lampito - hats
Amber1 - front of a boobipede. Oxford. Not kooky
Applebite - Soundgarden song. Poledancer
Kitty - cakes. corsets. pole dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:38, Reply)
Lampito: Hats, corsets, fat, drunkard
Amberl: Oxford, tits, drunkard
Applebite: Dancer, tits, viruses, corsets
Kitty is pretty accurate
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:43, Reply)
i think we need a venn diagram

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:03, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Haha love it
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:18, Reply)
I like that I'm purple
Amberl's and Applebite\s thing in common could be blonde. and corsets in the one thing me Applebite and kitty have in common.

Other than that, AMAZING
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:20, Reply)
then I need a new thing to go in the
kitty/you section
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:23, Reply)
Drunk needs to go in the middle too
along with tits
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:24, Reply)
man
this is getting complicated. I've kept the layered version for just this reason
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:25, Reply)
Dyed hair?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:25, Reply)
haha that is well clever

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:21, Reply)
I am totally accurate.
All the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:14, Reply)
Found it.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post786883#post786897


Edit: Ah, Bert himself beat me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:14, Reply)
http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post786912
here you go, dave
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:11, Reply)
Loads of times
that's a baby swan, right?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 17:53, Reply)
It was suggested that I draw the story in cartoon form
I need to know the full story first, though. Any help, guys?
(__, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 17:54, Reply)
I'm off home now but if no-one's filled you in by tomorrow pm I will happily do so

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 17:59, Reply)
I bet you'll "fill him in" you colossal pervert

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:00, Reply)
You fuck ONE sister and no cunt ever lets you forget it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:01, Reply)
HALF sister, Montague.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:03, Reply)
Guv

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:22, Reply)
Gaz.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:29, Reply)

Today has been an awesome day for mentals.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:56, Reply)
It has that.
And I've barely been here. BOOM BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:06, Reply)
Had a quick scan
Missed a fucking doozy by the looks of it.
Off out for a meal with a lady now - excited!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:09, Reply)
September is when B3TAns pull!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:17, Reply)
Me too :(

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:18, Reply)
I meant missing a doozy
not pulling. I've already pulled.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:18, Reply)
You bastard! Won't you think of Tourettes?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:25, Reply)
Constantly.
I've wanked myself stupid 5 times today just thinking about her.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:27, Reply)
/is flattered.....
....she thinks?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:41, Reply)
hey sexy lady

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:42, Reply)
She says hey back.
She's currently getting herself into a right old froth in the kitchen.

By that I mean washing the rest of the dishes what I started off doing until I was kicked back here
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:05, Reply)
Nothing to do with gashes then?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:16, Reply)
al i think you are due a flounce

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:27, Reply)
Really? But I haven't had sex with any of my family yet?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:46, Reply)
start on your dog
work your way up
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:47, Reply)
I don't have a dog.
I have a bike.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:51, Reply)
On the plus side
the bike's gay...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Hey pa! What's happening? I got covered in glue and it won't come off and my hand now itches
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:13, Reply)
Just catching up on the day's excitement.
You haven't responded to my FB message from weeks ago either you naughty Badger.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:19, Reply)

I'm too cool for Facebook
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:22, Reply)
You're vagina is too big for facebook
every time you try and log on it gets crushed under your flange lips.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:27, Reply)
you're? i expected more from you

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:28, Reply)
You beat me to it....
I was just about to PULL al UP for that grammatical travesty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:39, Reply)
Oh boy oh boy
I'm gonna be in geordieland the first weekend in january, i'm going to see Thin Lizzy on the saturday night but if you're around we should meet up.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:49, Reply)
We will totally do this thing.
Where are you staying?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:03, Reply)
Hopefully with my gran in Felling
but I haven't actually told her yet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:05, Reply)
Weeeeeell
If you get totally stuck you could crash at ours.

Are you driving up or resorting to public transpost?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:06, Reply)
I'm hoping to be driving
but it depends if the wife lets me borrow it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:43, Reply)
Well, the offer is there.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 21:35, Reply)

Try not to fuck her when you're there lol
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:07, Reply)
Topical lols.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:12, Reply)
Not too cool to come to a Sweary Towers New Year Greek extravaganza
I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:30, Reply)
no one is that cool

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:08, Reply)
Well of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:12, Reply)
OK, updated version

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:29, Reply)
Splendid work m'dear :)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:40, Reply)
click
this is truly fantastic work
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:49, Reply)
Brilliant

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 19:49, Reply)
You should move tits to the left
and then the right, and then the... Wait, what was I talking about?

Oh yeah, Kitty's always complaining about having no tits, so if you move that to the Amberl / Lampito / Applebite intersection I think we're good to go.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:00, Reply)
done

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:03, Reply)
Perfection

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:05, Reply)
This is true
but Applebite is the same size as me (sorry Applebite).

EDIT: Ooh but she does get them out so bonus points should be awarded, tits should stay where it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:35, Reply)
It's got to be symmetrical
or it'll drive the autists nuts.

I may be including myself
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:43, Reply)
Genius.
I love it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:03, Reply)
I fucked my sister.
Not a half sister but a genuine sibling. I hit her in the head with a spacehopper (she was about 5 and I was 12). She's been fucked ever since.*

* may contain lies for comedic effect. Or not. Depends if you are nasty about it or not.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 20:22, Reply)

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