I'd eat owl

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Or kick its face off

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Terrible bullying = ((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

FUCKING OWLS

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I can only infer that an owl did something terrible to you during your formative years
It's time to let the hatred go, your bigger than that Theoban
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

you're

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Shit the bed
your right
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)

My mother was an owl and she ran away with a dormouse from Chichester

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Once I was walking home and there was a badger on the pavement just staring at me.
I jumped out of my skin, considered going back and walking the long way round, then thought 'fuck this, I'm Fulham' and legged it down the road. True story.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Oh man you should tell me more
Have you ever walked near another animal?
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)

No all other animals scare the shit out of me.
I'm game as fuck but only against badgers.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)