Or clean your own gaff!
Swipe is Baroness Scotland AIC another FP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i am shit at cleaning
i am allergic to dust and terrified of spiders.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:48, Reply)

What's your personal hygiene like?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)

slightly obsessive
and i am very obsessed with designer products and perfumes. it is probably where most of my salary goes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)

Good to noe that you ain't no stinky bird
Obsession with names of clothes is a bit shit; it's like a tax on stupidity
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:55, Reply)

Where as I know fuck all about law
But I'm a dab hand with a can of Pledge and a duster.

1-1

Actually, I don't mind spiders at all, and I like to catch Daddy-longlegs by hand.

2-1 to the DogFucker.

In your face proper education and career prospects!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)

daddy long legs
make me whimper with fear. it's pathetic. but i hate the way they fly straight at you and get their horrid long legs tangled in your hair. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)

But if you cup them in your hands
They flap about a bit, then stop. Meaning you can open a window and release them back into the wild, so they can do whatever it is they do.

I'm pretty sure the life-span of the Long legs is 'Born, eat, shag, die'. 24 hours well spent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:55, Reply)

you collected any fps from your numerous claims?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)

No, I'm passing them onto my bank.
I'm hoping they'll accept them as payment against my overdraft.

A few more thousand claimed fivers and I'll be back in credit!

I might take this to Dragons' Den. What do you think?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

you have turned up wearing only a puppy posing pouch
And for that reason I'm out
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:54, Reply)

Whereas
Deborah Meaden is dripping wet.

She wants ME in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:56, Reply)

and on that note! night!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 23:58, Reply)

Night TGB

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:00, Reply)

me too
night jtdf and the rest of you feckers. I 'm off to dream about TGB and motorbikes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:01, Reply)

And primary school children.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:07, Reply)

damn fucking straight

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)