It was in the Metro this morning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Monty in 'I read free plebian rag' shocker.
Mind you, I heard he hides it in the pages of the Daily Sport just to protect his image.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

My batman read it to me.
He was cleaning my shoes on it, and thought I might be interested to hear about Bert's latest sordid activity.

Of course, I beat him for speaking to me without prior permission.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

beat him ordered him to fellate me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

after all
he won't be speaking with his mouth full
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)