CONGRATULATIONS BERT, FROM ALL ON B3TA
www.metro.co.uk/news/840733-brother-and-sister-who-had-child-plan-to-marry
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:28, 34 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That poor child

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I don't think anyone is winning in this situation.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

well the parents seem happy with it
which is pretty disgusting. But it's the child who is going to have to live with the consequences
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

And the six toes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

On each hand

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Apparently it's quite common amongst siblings
when one has been adopted. I hope if I ever find my real parents they don't have a really sexy daughter.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

this is one problem
I'll never have. The benefits of staunch Catholic parents who married when they were about 21
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Of growing up in a loving family?
Or having 12 toes?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

12 toes
better for balance, bad for shoes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

A career in swimming beckons.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Child should be OK
Slightly higher risk of inheriting genetic disorders, but only if the parents have them.

Otherwise the only social fallout will be if the parents are stupid enough to go around saying "Hi, we're brother and sister and we got married and porked and stuff".
( Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

The porn industry, do you know how hard it is to find willing siblings? It's a nightmare !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

what on earth were you looking for when you found this?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I'm going to assume it was "the news"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Actually I was looking for East Grinstead.
Turns out 'a map' would have been better. Who knew?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

It was in the Metro this morning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Monty in 'I read free plebian rag' shocker.
Mind you, I heard he hides it in the pages of the Daily Sport just to protect his image.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

My batman read it to me.
He was cleaning my shoes on it, and thought I might be interested to hear about Bert's latest sordid activity.

Of course, I beat him for speaking to me without prior permission.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

beat him ordered him to fellate me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

after all
he won't be speaking with his mouth full
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I can't find where I posted this just now, maybe I didn't refresh the page or something and replied to an old post, but.
I HAVE A NEW FRIDGE AND FREEZER ! Oh god, I have a shelf of my own, I'm so excited ! First time I've had a decent fridge or freezer in, well, decades !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Congrat's gonz, how's the egg rack?
Well gonz, the egg rack is great, you can keep eggs in the fridge and they won't roll around.
And what about the ice cube tray?
It's got a tiny 10 1cm ice cube tray.
Poor misses gonz =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I'm pleased for you and your new white goods.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Thank you !
It's in jet-black, because it's a dynamic colour for dynamic young 20-something proffesionals. It says about me "This man sometimes needs cold goods, such as lettus, but is a caring and handsome individual ".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Fuck me a fridge that can talk!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

OH MY GOD GONZ
THAT'S THE BEST NEWS EVER
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Isn't it just !
Your excuses for not moving in with me are getting less and less by the day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I don't have a job in london
I probably couldn't afford the rent
What would I do with my car?
You would make me really fat with all your cooking
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

We can all be 'practical' when someone off the internet asks you to uproot your entire life on a whim !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I hate being practical

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I bet their kid is disabled.

( WormuIus, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

...dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I was amused by the comment
about 'turning a blind eye'...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

someone bring me up to speed/linkify me
on this bert monkeysex siblingshafting extravaganza.
i musta slept through it.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)