I refer you to Billy Connolly's sketch about toblerone
I have to break the 'alps' off with my hands - if I try to bite them off the bar I always end up injuring myself.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Or Alan Partridge
I keep having this dream I'm driving barefoot to Scotland gourging myself on toblerone
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Lynne, I'm not driving a mini metro, try and finish the sentence and see what happens. I'm not driving a mini metro, I'm not driving a mini metro, I'm not driving a mini metro
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

'Ruddy hell it's Soft Cell'

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

The legendary Bill Withers there who thank the lord is still with us

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

how do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

put it in the microwave till its bill withers
ba dum tsh.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

years of rigorous training
following a course of genetic manipulation actually
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Oh............
epic fail on my part then.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)