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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think it's going to rain.
What do you think?

Alt Q: What is the greatest of all the chocolate bars?

EDIT: It is now raining.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:41, 147 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I like Boost bars
and mint wispas
and Boots Dark chocolate
and peanut butter kit kats
mmmm chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)
Is a mint wispa
Also known as an Aero?

I don't think I've ever seen one?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Wispas are Cadbury's
Aeros are Nestle, and therefore inferior.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)
Nope, Wispas are entirely different
And, some would say, better.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)
It was nicer than aero not as many bubbles

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)
Actually
Wispa probably has more bubbles, but they're much smaller. And the air/chocolate ratio is higher than with Aero, which is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Plus
Wagon Wheels
Trio
Club
Viscount
Gold Bar
Breakaway

....and whatever else your mum can get on a two-for-one deal in Asda.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)
You'd be on 'value' wafers you miserable cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I had home made individual little quiches
and that sort of thing - my mother was hell-bent on my being bullied at any cost, it seemed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)
I may have been a bit harsh there...
You said '....and whatever else your mum can get on a two-for-one deal in Asda.;

I assumed you were making some sort of 'Yer Mum' type jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)
good for her
you deserve it you horrible cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I don't get chocolate bars in my lunch.
I get a sandwich. That's it.
Maybe if I got a chocolate bar I'd be a nicer person
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)
Go and get some chocolate then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)
It does look a bit leaden outside
I'll eat most chocolate with a disgusting level of greed. Except Hershey's. Hershey's is arse-chocolate.

On another note, where the *fuck* is everybody?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Hersheys taste of sick.
Vile stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Indeed.
I don't know how the Americans put up with it. It's pish.

I like Cote d'Or chocolate best. It's Belgian and most toothsome.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)
They don't know any better, the poor cunts.
And it's true of so many other things, too. Beer, cars, all kinds. I'd hate to live in a third world country like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)
It's raining in North Bristol
give it 5 minutes to get to you.

Wispa
Twix
Caramac
Milkybar raisin and peanut
Milkybar


rather have a scotch egg
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)
I'll see your think it's going to rain
and raise you with an it already is.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)
I'm still disturbed by my dreams.
I am partial to frozen mars bars, Fry's peppermint cream bars and Bournville.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Mmm I forgot
peppermint cream bars. Any chocolate with mint in it generally gets a thumbs up
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)
I'd like to add my thumbs to the approval of minty chocolate.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)
what are you doing with frozen mars bars?
or do I not want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)
very Marianne Faithfull

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)
They're just even better than normal ones
You just eat them, dunked in a cup of tea so you don't break your teeth.

Might go out and get one now :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)
What have you been dreaming about? Was it spiders?
Dreams about spiders are scary.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)
Only massive spiders that could eat you up
Or have you been dreaming about massive spiders like that? 10 foot webs that you can't escape from! YOu see the red red eyes glinting in the dark as it slowly moves towards you...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)
My housemates made me kill a spider last night
though I don't think I managed it so spent the rest of the evening convinced it was coming after me.

It was huge though. Diameter of a jam jar lid I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Move house,
then burn the old one to the ground. It's the only way to be sure.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)
*adds fake spider to shopping list*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)
*adds real hammer to shopping list*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Oh man I don't have a gravel

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I keep forgetting to go and look - I shall try and get one tonight.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I'm going to try get one Thursday
I'll text you to see if we will have any! If not I'll get a bit of wood and a chisel
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)
they def had them in Chaplins in Bristol last time I was there
I think they have a website
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)
go buy us some

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I will if you want

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
So you left it half dead and in agony crawling around the house wondering why god is so cruel?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)
It probably left eggs in all your most tressured possetions, like your childhood teddy bear, food and dildo, and they're probably furtalised so little baby spiders will be crueling out all over it....
...and next time you go to use them, they'll cruel into your mouth and orafaces when you go to sleep. Sure, they won't kill you, they won't even harm you, you could swallow loads of spiders with verious orafaces without coming to any harm at all, so you should be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Phew! I was all scared for a bit there,
but spiders don't have red eyes so it must have been a giant murderous less-scary creature.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Spiders are cute!

This one really is! AWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
Haha awesome!
I'm afraid I still want to beat it to death with a shoe though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)
I'll beat you to death with a shoe

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)
I'll look forward to it.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
who wants to be that close to a spider

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)
My father poisoned my family's food
but made sure he only ate it, so my mum could find some other guy to take care of her and make her happy.

I also had to ride a bike through a museum and Michael Cera was there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)
What, so he poisoned everyones food, then shouted "Don't eat it! It's poisonous!"
before munching down a plateful to demonstrate?

Are you scared of Michael Cera?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)
She likes to defrost her mars bars
to thoughts of him
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
I've no idea really what happened
Just that it's stuck with me, and I woke up distressed.

It was sexy Michael Cera. Which is slightly alarming.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
no such thing
I'm afraid to say
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)
LIES

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)
he really isn't sexy is he?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I wasn't sure if there was anything you could do to make me say this,
but you have gone wrong.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)
gone?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Exactly. From the baseline Lampito, already about as wrong as a person can be, she's gotten worse.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)
At the weekend CHCB introduced the phrase "The Lampito of ..." to describe her sister during her wayward youth.
I thought it was a very good phrase.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)
:( I'm not that much of a slag. Or an alcoholic, or user of MASSIVE DRUGS.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Look here you sozzled tart,
if I wanted realistic portrayals of people I would be meeting them in real life instead of discussing them on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Oh fuck off you 17th Century mustachio'd terrible cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

17th Century mustachio'd gigantic lolfatty


(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
BUT LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE
Yeah, sorry, any sanity I had has gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
It's already raining
Alt Q; I'm not so fond of chocolate of the supermarket bar sort. But I liked the Terry's Chocolate Orange bars, I like Milkybars and Revels are nice
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)
Ooh revels
Not the raisins, though. I seem to be the only person who loves the coffee and orange ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)
I love the coffee and orange ones
but not the toffee ones
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)
I like the toffee ones
I don't like the maltesers so much, they're not that special. Taking up space for more exciting chocolate :/
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)
Revels are shit
regardless of which ones you don't like, you are still buying something where you know you won't like some of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)
I like all of them

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)
you fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)
whatevs

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)
I agree entirely
There's something very British about them, chocolate with built-in disappointment.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Plus if you find someone with a peanut allergy
You can make them play a budget version of Russian Roulette.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)
they no longer do the peanut ones

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)
What?
Just because some defective kids are not 'normal' enough to eat peanuts? Political correctness gone mad...I blame those Latvians....coming over here....Gordon Brown....etc....
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Not in EC3.
Looks grey but we are dry at the present.

Alt-Q: Topic. (from childhood - Texan Bar)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)
Ahhh Topics
I've never had a large one, just the mini ones from Celebrations or whatever. I like hazelnuts though
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)
I really can't remember what the Texan bar tastes like.
Although I do recall them being a fixture in the average 'selection box'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)
There was
toffee or chewy caramel on top. Can't remember what was underneath?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Lard
If it's anything like your average Texan.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)
where's fake american himjim when you need him

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Get fucked :D
Also, it was a shit chocolate bar.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)
They were chocolate on the outside
with an incredibly chewy filling. I think it was underlay.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Good God!
Did you just turn into Speedy Gonzales?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Ariba! Ariba!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Good work - you are correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)
Back
when we had proper chocolate bars. Not the diabetes inducing shizzle that the kids are shoving in their faces today.

Have to acknowledge the Crunchie which, whilst too sweet, deserves a mention.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
It's been raining here for hours now
And doesn't look like stopping any time soon.

Cadbury's Dream bars were awesome, but I've not seen in one years.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)
a) Yes it is
b) Texan Bar - how many fucking times do I have to tell you?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)
I love it when you repeat yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)
They've not been available since 2005
www.aquarterof.co.uk/texan-bars-texans-p-1139.html
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Prior to that reissue they'd been unavailable since the early 80s

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Which tells a story
If they were that great, they'd still be making them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)
They were excellent.
Some things just don't last.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)
I had some Space Dust the other day.
That was shit. Absolutely no bite whatsoever. As a kid though, it was great.

It was like crack for the under 5's.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)
And they came back smaller than they were.
Fucking penny pinching bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)
I missed them: I didn't find out until they'd gone again.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
** there there **

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Reese's Nutrageous is the best.
Next question please.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:49, Reply)
I'm not going to say
that this is a fatty thread. I'm just going to say that chances are higher than average in this part of the internet, that someone will remember this chocolate bar:

A few years ago there was a white chocolate bar, with pieces of freeze-dried raspberries and strawberries in it. It had a chocolate counterpart. Anyone remember the name?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)
how can no-one remember it? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Are you thinking of Divine bars?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)
It's already raining here
It's been falling all day.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)
You're all fucking wrong
the king of chocolate bars is the Raisin and Biscuit Yorkie. And it's prince is the Double Decker.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)
Double Deckers-
another chocolate bar that is even better frozen.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)
you revolting chocolate bar masturbator.
I bet your fanny is all brown and sticky and attracts wasps.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)
Yes
And it's even worse once she's had a chocolate bar in it!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)
:( :( :( :(
You're so unrelentingly horrible to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I like the look of sadfaces on the internet.
I'll tell you something horrible about me, yesterday I moved my bedside cabinet to plug in a new lamp, what I had thought was a shadow on the ground turned out to be a thick layer of dust which had turned my cream carpet dark grey. I had to go and get the hoover and sweep it up.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

dust my sisters cum from that night where we got to REALLY know each other
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
You missed an apostrophe.

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)
At least you cleaned it up
that kind of (almost) negates the grossness.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

horrible arousing
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)
No, you're the only one for me <3

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Well that's killed my lob-on.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)
The raisin and biscuit Yorkie
is worthy of special mention. But Belgium must win the chocolate wars, I feel.

They have to be good at something, and it might make up for the years of disastrous performances on Jeux Sans Frontiers.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)
those seashells are damn tasty

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)
you can get a cheap version of those in Lidl or somewhere
just as tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)
Alt Q: Dime
Drifter
Topic
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)
Or Daim
if you are forrin
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)
One Daim please shopkeep
and make her classy.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)
forgot about dime bars
they are lush
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)
they're not as good as the Daim cake
that you get from Ikea. That shit is boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)
daim cake?
you're shitting me. I have never set foot in an Ikea. I may have to alter that.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)
do it
forget the furniture and stuff, go and eat meatballs and chips, followed by Daim cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)
I do need some stuff for my new house.
I was gonna internet it but Daim cake. I'll report back.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Sainsbury's have it sometimes too.
It's pretty good.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)
I wouldn't call them a chocolate bar though.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)
Ritter Sport
it's the shiznit.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Which
of the many baffling varieties?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)
peppermint naturally

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)
or hazelnut

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)
Hazelnut chocolate is win
if only cadbury's would do a hazelnut only version instead of that fruit and nut pish with the almonds, I'd be a happy girl. And probably also a much fatter one.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)
...but I swear they do!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Whole Nut, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Really?
Is it that whole nut one? Nowhere ever seems to have it...
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Whole nut has been around for many years, and I'm fairly certain in every shop selling chocolate I have ever been in

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Since 1933 according to wikipedia
perhaps I shall look harder the next time I go food shopping.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:23, Reply)
it doesn't have enough hazlenuts in for my liking
but it is certainly better than fruit and nut
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Talking of nuts Walnut Whips were fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Hazelnut chocolate is a fairly new discovery for me
have you ever tried hazelnut ice cream? It's the fucking business.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)
try the hazlenut ritter sport
it's great.

I have not. sounds good though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I don't like fruit and nut
hey, where's Chompy?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)
speaking of nutty fruits?
no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)
It was more the "I don't like this"
but as for the nutty fruits, we've not seen Foxtrot for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
fair enough
he was here the other day. Bobbychomp summoned him because he was being slagged off.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Kissarse.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)
oi pipe down you!
The exact text reads as follows: get your dancing ass back on b3ta your sexuality is being called into question and it looks like my probation period is over. Not exactly a call to arms.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)
I have never physically kissed any males arse.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)
boys arse?
YOU DISGUST ME
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I've edited it for clarity

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Whatever, Captain Rimmer

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Fantastic work, Lampers

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Toblerone.
Not just the nomest but has added potential for hilarious dental disasters.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)
I refer you to Billy Connolly's sketch about toblerone
I have to break the 'alps' off with my hands - if I try to bite them off the bar I always end up injuring myself.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)
Or Alan Partridge
I keep having this dream I'm driving barefoot to Scotland gourging myself on toblerone
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Lynne, I'm not driving a mini metro, try and finish the sentence and see what happens. I'm not driving a mini metro, I'm not driving a mini metro, I'm not driving a mini metro
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)
'Ruddy hell it's Soft Cell'

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)
The legendary Bill Withers there who thank the lord is still with us

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:25, Reply)
how do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)
put it in the microwave till its bill withers
ba dum tsh.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)
years of rigorous training
following a course of genetic manipulation actually
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Oh............
epic fail on my part then.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)
dark chocolate tolberone is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)
dark chocolate is always arse gravy

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Nooooooooooo!
Dark chocoalte is the devil's squit.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)
peppermint crisp
and the mighty top deck

and whole nut
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)
Not raining south of the river down here. It never rains south of the river because everything is wonderful south of the river.
And Mars bars. Chucked in the freezer so they're rock hard. Not eaten chocolate in months though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:13, Reply)
This boy is entirely correct
ABOUT EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)
Except for SOTR being a nice place
and frozen mars bars being a good idea.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)
SOTR is fantastic.
An old man did NOT get stabbed to death outside my friend's flat, no sirree.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)
There is a reason that the tube hardly goes SOTR
but I can still get it all the way out to my house.

It's scared of all the scummers who lie SOTR.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A TUBE

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)
The tube's for queers anyway. The trains do exactly the same job.
Except they're not queer. I hate the tube.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)
I've not yet got the train
It's all about buses.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
SOTR is King!
If, like me, everywhere else is outside your budget.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)
There are some shitholes, just as there are on the other side.
But I'm currently at my old man's right on Greenwich Park and it's class. I still love Brockley as well, my old stomping ground.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)
AMEN
South is ACE.

Edit: The South will rise again. Yee-haw.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

A SE

No, I don't really know why, either...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Oh Crow
:( You were doing so well.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Oh come on, that's a lie and we both know it.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
humph
south of the river anywhere outside of London.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:24, Reply)

outside of London within the M25
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)
I'm finding that at the moment
chocolate sets my teeth on edge. Absolutely nothing else does.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Try Sensodyne.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Galaxy ripple, 3 of them though 'cus there isn't much to them.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Wow, I don't think I could take such an exciting comment, but I did !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)
I bet you were a nommer of Galaxy counters too.
Galaxy is the best milk chocolate.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
The chocolate bar of choice is.......
The Aztec bar.
Cadbury's version of the Mars bar.
If you remember that one you are far too old to be eating sucking chocolate now.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

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