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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So you left it half dead and in agony crawling around the house wondering why god is so cruel?

(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
It probably left eggs in all your most tressured possetions, like your childhood teddy bear, food and dildo, and they're probably furtalised so little baby spiders will be crueling out all over it....
...and next time you go to use them, they'll cruel into your mouth and orafaces when you go to sleep. Sure, they won't kill you, they won't even harm you, you could swallow loads of spiders with verious orafaces without coming to any harm at all, so you should be fine.
(, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

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