I was there last weekend!
It was awesome. England is so rubbish.
/post holiday blues
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Amen on post holiday blues
My Dad said to me the other day "Son, I think you're bloody stupid to still live in this country, if I were you I'd move to Australia or New Zealand. This country's gone to shit."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

So has most of the civilised world, though.
The grass may look greener, but hop over the fence and you'll find it's still covered in dog shit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

At least
It's not raining there, and you can see the shit in the morning because there's sun at 7am. And in summer, you can go to sleep at 10pm if you want without having to cover your windows with black sheets.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

that is true
and all my mates live here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I agree
Nowhere's perfect, I think I'm just fed up with living in a small town (although prolonged periods in cities annoy me), and too many things I see in the news in this country make me loudly say "Oh for the love of God...".

I expect too much, and am very rarely able to be content with my lot, that's my problem.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

The state this country's in at the moment
makes me despair, but there are many good things about living here all the same.

Plus, I like the area I live in. Ten minutes from the coast, 20 to the hills, and a fairly decent city just half an hour away.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I agree with your father
My problem is that Mark loves this place. We've agreed to move to somewhere mediterranean in 2 years and give it a try. Let's see.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Did you get your free tapas with your drinks?
I know of a lot of foreigners who don't, but you should get them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I never bloody did
Did have some nice tapas in Ciutadella though, mmmm albondigas!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Oh, but that's only in Granada
There, you get free tapas with each drink. The more drinks you have in the same bar, the better the tapas.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

What kind of retard doesn't take free food?
Yes I did, and with the exception of one thing, they were all bloody magnificent. Drinking enough sangria to make me quite giddy and it only costing about £8 was excellent too.
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I know
That's why I'm doing my hen do there! Cheap nice hotel, moderate price tickets, but very cheap drinks and free food!!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)