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nonsense of the highest order
you're not ugly.
Now if we were talking me in porn- that is impossible to imagine, and nothing to do with looks
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:18,
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I'd imagine you sipping tea while someone rogers you from behind
magnificent breasts jiggling, a look of extreme boredom on your beautiful features.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:20,
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you've just described my favourite scene...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:25,
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this made me laugh
far too hard
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:41,
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No you two could totally do porn
I couldn't, I'm not attractive enough.
*awaits pandering*
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Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:21,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post863901
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:22,
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You need to find a niche of some kind. My one is dictator porn.
I dress up as verious dictators throughout history, you know, hitler, pol pot, chairman mao.... that sort of thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:25,
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Office lol at dictator porn. I may have to explain this to my team.
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lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:29,
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True story, I've poo'd in the same toilet as pinochet, he was at a local medical institution that I was in a few years later.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:36,
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Did you 'pinochet' one out, or just have a wee-wee?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:55,
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*pander*
you totally could Al. You and Lampito could produce a bestseller. I'll make the tea
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:45,
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POTD part 2
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:47,
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Thanks
apparantly today is a good day. I made my mother laugh until she cried at the dinner table
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:54,
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I won't spoil it by mentioning the correct spelling of 'apparently' then.
You know better.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:55,
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Bugger :(
oops that's Lampito's area isn't it?
You'd have appreciated the joke Monty.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:58,
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Haha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 17:08,
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