I went to eat tacos
and I came back and there were loads of comments about that time I did porn!
THIS IS NOT FAIR
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

in that case
I will go with my planned comment:

in response to your "I look about 40"

yeah, 40 out of 10!

/outrageous pandering
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)

You are Famitsu magazine reviewing a Final Fantasy game
AICMFP. Plus ostracise myself as a massive geek.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Begin ostracising now!
you are a sad lonely little man
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:31, Reply)

40/40
CONTROVERSY
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)

*highfives*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

*geeks out*
*froths*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I've been told I look like an old woman :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)

one in particular
or just in general
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)

In general.
My grandma even said that in a photo I could have been any age between 20 nd 60
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

grandparents aren't known for their fine eyesight
or their ability to not talk shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

"I went to eat tacos"? TACOS?
Too easy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Not fish tacos.
Fake-chicken tacos.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)

So that's, what, post-op male-to-female transexuals?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

No, Quorn

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!
That's just wrong, I feel sick now.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

If I was approached by a Quron company for advertising, I would suggest they do "Chidren of the Quron" thing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

that would make me more likely to buy their products

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I didn't realise the holy book of Islam even had a marketing department.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I was once told
by a mullah on the street, that all the cool kids were into Islam.

Edit: to clarify why it was bizarre. It was 9am, and I was staggering home hand in hand with someone I didn't know in a very short black dress, high heels and sunglasses
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Did have a regular spot of his own? Best make it the junction of two roads....
....That's right, it would be a 'Mullah Corner'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Oh, well played.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Bra-vo!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Well done.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:51, Reply)

All the religions are, are big marketing departments, selling the idea of god or whatever.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Yep and they use more emotive and untrue marketing than any company would ever be allowed to do.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)