I'm only joking on the hygeen part.
Think about it, actually doing it, the rice would get everywhere and the pieces would fall apart. I can't imagine she would get anything out of it, they'd be to much teeth involved, unless maybe you use the fanny as a soy'n'wassabi dipping pot, I suppose that might work, she would have to possition herself so it doesn't spill over the lovely new egyption cotton, soy is a bitch to get out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm not sure filling someone's clunge with wasabi is likely to get you into their good books...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)

That would fucking HURT
And that's speaking as a veteran of the anal-porn industry
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Donno, you heard about the victorian act of 'figging' with ginger?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

wasn't that used to give a bit of life to otherwise decrepit livestock?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

People still do it now,
apparently.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

you'd know
being in the industry and all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I thought victorian head masters did it to school boys to 'teach them a lesson'.
I've always been tempted to see if it really does hurt that much, or if it's a good kind of hurt or bad one, I got some pickled ginger in the cupboard, I might give it a try after hollyoaks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Doesn't your arse/bowels
always hurt anyway?
(berk, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Not always, but a lot of the time.
nyom nyom nyom, morphine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)