The thing about Bert fucking his sister all came out.
I've been bursting at the scemes when I found out about it, just waiting for it to be made public.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

lol wut
he fucked his sister and you knew but didn't tell anybody?

who is his sister?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

long lost half sister
no one we know. I think he'd mentioned it before, so I'm sure a few people knew about it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:55, Reply)

how'd he manage that then?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Well, the man takes his 'winkle' and...

To be honest Swiz, I'm surprised you need this explaining to you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)

A few people knew, but it was deemed 'offline stuff'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Yeah.
Unfortunately his ego got the better of him and he outed himself as having done it because he thought becky was going to mention it and figured he'd trump her.

She wasn't going to say a word.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 17:26, Reply)