Morning otters!
That's a pretty kitty Poppet, I'm jealous.

Although I'm off to Tenerife in a few hours so happy happy joy joy!

Please make sure you all spell my name correctly when talking about me so I can do the Psychochomp patented vanity search when I get home.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I heard you totally touched a man's winky.


Oh, wait, am I supposed to wait until after you've gone?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Morning Kittie
Just wanted to boast about how I totally poledanced while dressed as a Lego Pirate at the weekend. I managed to hang by my legs upside down for a brief few seconds, before my Lego head fell off, I lost grip (was in jeans), and slammed back first into the ground.

Still, I did better than the Stag...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

ugh don't you start
I want lego pirate lab pictures
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Texted

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Oh wow that's awesome!
I showed everyone in my office. And told them about the poledancing.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

The Stag had made 7 identical sets
But we only had time to build 5. Only 2 survived the night, one of which smells like puke.
The lapdancing place wouldn't let us wear them inside. Bastards ruined an awesome photo op.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Bastards
*shakes fist*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

haha that is so full of fail!
Did you feel empowered?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I felt very empowered
There was a hen do watching us, hooting and hollering, but we showed them the power of MEN.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

And a pic to show the awesome costumes

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Are you on the far left?
no wait... far right?

I want to say left because he is doing a little dance but I can't see tattoos.... And the others have pointy shoes....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I'm taking the photo...
We swapped around the costumes during the night, as there were 12 of us.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

you suck

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Hahahaha that is properly awesome!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I was blown away by how good they looked
Considering he knocked them up in 4 hours. Still, he does have access to CNC machines, CAD monkeys and tons of plastic...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)