The Sparrow is at the top of one my lists to buy
unfortunately I haven't even got enough money for secondhand books at the moment, so I'm having to reread some of my library.

I've made a start on a 13 book series, but unfortunately my mrs is halfway through book 2 and I'm a much much faster reader.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

is there anything you are not smug about?
fast reader smugs
drug smugs
beard smugs
band smugs

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I'm not smug about it
it means it costs me more in books.

I'm not particularly smug about my band or drug habit either

I can't help it if you are envious that I have things to be smug about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Good man on beard smugness though
keep it up.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Surfing, he's smug about that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

that's true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

And cooking
Don't forget food smugs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

oh yeah
the other day I had some nice chicken thigh and leg bits (still joined together) and I stuffed slices of chorizo under the skin all over and then roasted it. Fucking lovely.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I can't eat meat off the bone (insert cock gag here)
And I don't like chicken skin...

I do however have venison burgers for tea. Fuck yeah
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

fair enough
mmm, venison. I've got a hankering for some game.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I like chicken skin, lovely lovely cripsy chicken skin, full of flavour... it's the best bit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

putting the chorizo under it made the skin really crisp and tasty
nom!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

you two are making me hungry
and I do have chicken thighs and chorizo in the fridge at home. Sexy dinner, spliffs and champions league football. This is gonna be a good tuesday.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Hmmmm, I'm tempted, I'm thinking about it.
What did you have with it?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

mashed potato
and I stir-fried some courgette (from the garden) and mushrooms, with garlic and some butter and a liberal dose of salt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

GROWING MY OWN VEG SMUGS

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

nothing to do with me
it's the mrs who grows it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP SMUGS

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I'm sorry if my happiness offends you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I'M HAPPY SMUGS

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I don't see that that is anything to be ashamed of

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I HAVE NO SHAME SMUGS

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

thank you for planning my dinner this evening
I have all of these at home. I also grow veg. I don't fucking eat a lot of it but I grow it none the less.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Sounds good !
I have a new fridge, which is new, and is a fridge. I'm going to Marks'n'Sparks later to fill it up. I've not had a whole shelf in over a year, I hope I don't go over the top and end up buying something rediculous like an entire chicken that I don't have to cook on the day I bought it 'cus I have no room in the fridge.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Did you copy and paste that?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Nope, why?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Because I feel like I've read it before
find me a job in London gonzaroo
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

London Bristol/Newport
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Put that back, put it back right this instant.
Bristol/Newport - London.

There, that's better, now leave it alone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I'll duel you for her

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Choose your battles, B'chomp.
TGB has been lusting after me for over a year now, only reason I turned down her constant advancements towards me was 'cus I wanted her to think with her head as well as her heart and other body parts.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Hummmm..... *looks*
www.gumtree.com/london/71/59155971.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

oh I love you Gonz
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

LET'S ELOPE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

To Vegas?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Yeh', sure, sounds good !
ONE MILLON DOLLARS ON RED
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Pointing you towards a pimps home page?
Nice one gonz.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

he uses smileys
this is a sure sign of someone with a small vocabulary and a limited intelligence
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

>= 0 <

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

the wise man uses all forms of expression available to him
you are just being snobbish
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

wise smug
+ and then tries to pass it off as something intellectual whilst stroking his beard

_{Sorry, but I really can't abide 'smilies'}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

me?
snobby? how very dare you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

8====)---' ({0})
How would you describe that emotion in text then?
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

it looks a bit smutty to me
in all honesty gonz
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

It does !

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Looks like the drilling
of the Channel Tunnel.
( Kroney, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

A man with a long nose eating a hamburger
obviously
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)