Mmmmm...
Tenerife is very cool, if you avoid the guiris.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

As I said, Kitty's going there, she's as guiri as they come
White knotted handkerchief, Union Flag towel, lobster red skin, constantly drinking Stella and shouting "Oi, Juan, Egg and chips naaaaah!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Will she be doing all that, you think?
She said she's trying to convince her boyfriend to do more exciting stuff.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Yep, absolutely
By 'more exciting' she means 'go into one of dem Spanish bars to watch the footy', and 'maybe 'ave a donkey ride while wearing a sombrero and drinkin' Corona and Tequila'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Hahaha
I can't imagine her doing that. I gave her a fantastic list of things to do in Tenerife, so she better does some of them and doesn't go to watch the footy :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

To be fair
I'm being massively nasty about her and despoiling her good(?) character. I'm sure she knows the difference between Spain and Mexico.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I wouldn't be so sure

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)