Anyone comes near you, start Lord's Prayering.
So fucking easy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I may have to try this, thanks Monty. Thonty.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Works for me on the bus each morning.
Never once have I had to stand - seat every time...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Hah, just discovered Look Around You?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I love Look Around You

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:57, Reply)

never heard of it

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:00, Reply)

It's a wonderfully versatile solution to life's little problems, isn't it?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I think the Middle East should look to this as a possible peacemaker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:09, Reply)

See, I always thought a beer festival, as I've always found those to be very friendly environments
But then beer and pork scratchings would be a lot more expensive than simply photocopying a few hundred prayer sheets, lining them up on either side of the Gaza strip and giving them the order for a synchronised tugathon.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Giving Muslims beer and Jews pork scratchings?
Come on, think about it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:19, Reply)

If they could put those petty dietary restrictions aside
then I'm sure within a few hours they'd be able to put their differences aside as well.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:22, Reply)

You don't eat pigs
we don't eat pigs...
(berk, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:24, Reply)

But we all eat chicken!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Oy veh! We have so much in common!

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:25, Reply)

The correct next line was
'lets all not eat pigs together'. Tch. Know your Minchin, guys.
(berk, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Ah. Must admit I've yet to 'discover' Minchin's work.
I was initially put off due to the physical similarities between him and Russell "Effeminate Mincing Cockend with a Beard" Brand. Though a reliable source has recently assured me that Minchin is fundamentally different in actually being quite funny, so I'm prepared to stand corrected.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:30, Reply)

I've not watched Russell Brand
because I suspect I'd get angry at the mincing great poof and chuck things at the tv. Minchin's pretty good, although the dvd he released really isn't that great a show - I saw him on the same tour and the one I saw live was way better. I'll burn you a copy of his cd, if you like?
(berk, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Yeah, got to be worth a try.
I might take you up on that offer.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:41, Reply)

No worries :)
Either gaz me your address and I'll post it or wait a month and I'll bring it to the bash.
(berk, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Save yourself the postage - I'll come and pester you for it at the bash
Ta kindly!
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Haha, in retrospect
I guess you probably shouldn't give your address to strange women from the internet!
(berk, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 21:32, Reply)

did you see him at Sonisphere?
very entertaining.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:57, Reply)

Very shit, you mean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 18:03, Reply)

He's shit. Trust me.
Brand is merely shitter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 17:58, Reply)