Or start from the inside lane
go all the way to the outside to overtake them, and pull straight back into the inside, making sure that you never get more than five feet from the front or back of their car during the move.

That usually fucking wakes them up.

It's particularly bad up here, a lot of people seem to think the middle lane IS the lane your supposed to be in.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:05, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

that's a favourite manouevre of mine too
Devon isn't too bad for middle lane hogs really, and as soon as you enter the county everyone speeds up anyway, so it's less of a problem.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

That;s what me and lab do
stop copying us. I know we're cool but sheesh be your own man

heeheeheeeeeeeee
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I was doing that when you and Lab were just fields.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

As TGB said, we already do this
And I illustrated it ages ago here
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I like the hula girl you have on your dashboard

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Thanks
She's fallen off now, the sticky pad she came with (eww) was shit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Nah, you were talking about looping
I don't bother with the "slowing in the inside lane bit"

I just pull off a perfectly legal, textbook slow-middle-fast lane overtake. I just cut very, very, very close to the front and back of their car while doing it to wake them up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I don't do that, risky innit
Cutting someone up is a cunt move in my book, so I prefer to loop.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Ah, each to their own.
But you aren't strictly cutting them up if you don't make them swerve out of the way. I merely have an in-depth knowledge of the exact length of my car ;)

I would loop, but it slows me down on my journey, daddio.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Most I've managed in looping is 5 complete loops
After that I got bored.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)