Tell them to come home.
Bandage a lolly stick to his finger. He'll be fine.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 20:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Pff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 15 Sep 2010, 20:36, Reply)

That's pretty much what my sister got when she had this injury
they didn't know if it was sprained or broken. They decided it wasn't worth finding out as the treatment would be the same anyway.

Alternatively he could gaz Craig Colclough, I hear he's a wizard with hand injuries.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Did someone call?
Actually I've sworn off hand manipulation; too much trouble and the recipients are usually ungrateful blighters at the best of times.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Unlike Big Eric
who greatly appreciated your manipulations.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 21:38, Reply)