Well it's thoughtful gift
and he's unlikely to have one already.

Cunt points = a poor 3
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It was delivered by naked, crippled homeless boys covered in coconut oil.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

10 bonus cunt points

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Now I'm off to the local NHS rehab clinic.
I'm going to sit outside with a massive bong, happily chopping out lines, spike and spoon in hand with The Velvet Undergound and Nico playing at full volume.
When they come out to beg for a hit I will tell them to fellate me, piss in their mouths (after having dined on asparagus) and make them fight to the death for a fix*.
I will film these fights and all funds raised will be used to buy drugs for children.
*Which will be cut with laxatives and an erosive toxin to slowly remove the walls of the stomach over a six hour period.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

This is good stuff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)