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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ok, when the till lady says "Are you collecting book tokens for schools?"Instead of saying "No, but you can give them to the next person" like I normally do, I shall say that I am and then proceed to tear them up into little pieces while maintaining eye contact with her.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:37,
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Or say very quietly, right in her face'I don't think that would be a good idea. I'm not allowed near schools'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 10:42,
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Followed by..."Do you have any YOUNG children?" and slowly lick your lips.
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