what the fuckity fuck is up fuckers?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

yo fuckwit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)

alright you cunts still got 38 minutes of cunt day left. I did cheat at poker and take my drug friends money.
feels apt and righteous on cunt day.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)

so you lie and cheat and steal from your friends?
i can see why you would like it around these parts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Only once a week
and only with my stoned friends for 2pound poker. So that makes it ok yeah? I would get away with that in court for sure.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)

no
no you wouldn't. i would make sure you went down, boy.


(i'm good at that)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)

It's fun taking money off suckers though
if they paid attention they would see me rigging the deck. It's their fault really.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)

if you can rig the deck without them noticing then you deserve their money

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Alright Bob.
Ow biss?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:20, Reply)

see above hound harasser

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:23, Reply)

Yeah yeah.
Reply to the bird, not the dog fucker.

I know your game. (I wonder if RSwipe is ginger, thus outing Chomp).

You still planning on organising a Brizzle Bash?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Yeah I will sort something out I reckon. I will sound people out about potential dates. I thought you hated us internet folk anyway?

I am back to ginger birds as I think cool brunette has blown me out.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Sorry to hear the brunette has blown you out, rather than just blown you.
I do have a natural aversion to meeting 'people from the Internet', that remains.

But, for a cool kat, and man about town. If I know where and when you'll be drinking, I'll know where to avoid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

you'll be the first there sat in the corner getting all nervous.
you big poof.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)

Fuck that.
I'm a geezer!

Granted, a shy one. But I AM the life of soul of all social events.*

*My definition of 'life and soul' may differ to that of the event organiser.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:33, Reply)

I expect you to be doing whirlwinds with your cock by half past eight.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:34, Reply)

You starting this before 7am?
I'll be whirlwind-ing my cock by half eight, especially if Isobel Webster is doing the local news on BBC Breakfast.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)

not naturally ginger
but it's quite red at the moment courtesy of my sleek and expensive hairdresser (better than grey innit)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)

I'm not knocking (or otherwise) your choice of barnet tone.
It's just Bob gets unbearable with the ging-ers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)

he starts licking his screen

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

you really are very mean to me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

I'm a mean person

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:34, Reply)

He has a wiper fixed to his screen.
It was paid for by the people who put on the 'Sunshine Coaches'.

Everytime you go to the cinema, you help Chomp.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)

alll these "chomp" references
are really going to fuck up the other chomp's vanity searches.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)

He'll have the last laugh
when we're all buried in his garden fertilising his tomatoes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:37, Reply)

they won't grow in milton keynes
plastic manmade soil
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)

He was more interesting as BobbyTheSeaHorse.
But he has canned that. For reasons best known to himself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)

There's a BobbyTheBear on here. Too many animals
I am working on a new one though. It may debut tomorrow.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)

i think
you should name yourself after ME. like a tribute band.

i would enjoy that. well, not if you put "rachelswipe is a cunt" clearly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Bobbyswipe
no way Jose! sounds like a policemans sanitary towel
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:42, Reply)

<engages sarcasm mode> Oooh, can't wait, I won't sleep tonight! <switches off>
Was that cutting or shit?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:41, Reply)

Both in a really gay way

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:42, Reply)

So you got wood then, yes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

yeah but I had to think of Darth so I could, you know, finish off.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)

well hellooooooo
*rubs thighs*

now we're going out with each other do you want to come to the Bristol bash?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

@Swipe.
See what I mean?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)

positively tame
compared to some of the weird and wonderful gazzes i get out of the blue from time to time!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)

we need some examples :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)

ah i'm not quite that mean
YET...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)

not named obviously haha
Damn just missed a bid on ebay :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Putting ebay to one side.
A similar education sees us making the same requests.

I blame Toner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)

Mad as a hatter
he once threw two boys up against a wall for coming into school late.

Though I can't blame Toner for everything, I was only there for a year
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)

He was nails back in the day.
I remember having a row with him when he took us on a cross country run.

Apparently I wasn't making the effort, but I'd just had a tab and I had stitch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)

you missed the most fearsome teacher
by a few years. She used to teach at St Bedes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)

Makes no difference. I'd have been a right cocky cunt who knew better and loved an audience.
I'd have loved that.....

(Just how mental was she?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)

She was tiny
but no-one messed with her- even the total cunts who'd disrupt anything. She just didn't mess about. No warnings or second chances. The best example I've ever seen was the mini-riot we had, she just jumped in and came out dragging two six foot lads, threw them into the classroom, told them to sit and then dived back in
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Fair play.
What did she teach?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)

RE
She was a pretty good teacher. Oh yeah not forgetting her facing down Sasha 'I'm a woman now' S---- funniest thing ever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:55, Reply)

What happened there?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:03, Reply)

Complete chav
wanted to attack one of the RE teachers (a timid mouselike person) and stayed after school. I happened to be handing in coursework so saw the whole altercation. She did the whole sashaying walk, and hand on hip as she proclaimed 'tell Mrs **** that Sasha 'the woman' is here now,' (she was about 15.) Absolutely violent little thug.

Other woman just stared coldly at her, faced her down. Was worried it would turn to blows, but 'Sasha' backed down, and took her threats (and as it turned out her knife) away with her
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:08, Reply)

Christ almighty.
We had a few kids from the travelling community there when I was at school, but there were never any blades.

If you had a row with someone, you sorted it out 'on the cobbles' - which is much better. You don't fall out with the nutters on account of you losing the 'fight'. Neither did the nutters go out of their way to annoy the 'normal/clever kids' as hitting someone would leave a mark.

With blades, anyone with the 'rage' is liable to use one.

I can't believe anyone would take a knife to school.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:11, Reply)

I assume the blade was on her
it wasn't produced, but she certainly carried it with her.

The school was a bit of a madhouse towards the end.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:12, Reply)

Just as well it closed.
The kids from the travelling community when I was there, were just 'fighting people'.

But they were all 'good Catholic lads'.... When it suited them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:14, Reply)

It wasn't a bad place
It gave me points on my UCAS form (I did my GCSES in a year there)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:15, Reply)

I'll reply to this post, as a reply to the original post. This has scrolled too far to the right.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:16, Reply)

what for??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:41, Reply)

Err. Bidding too late?
(I'm here all week).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)

A Ralph Lauren jumper

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

It would have been fake anyway.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:48, Reply)

I'm pretty good at spotting fakes
never bought one yet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

I thought ALL clothes on the internet were fake.
Thus making any originals that find their way online 'suspect'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:52, Reply)

I usually ask for close up photos
especially of the labels (if they're designer) and obviously stuff with tags/proof of purchase is especially good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:53, Reply)

Are the clothes significantly cheaper on ebay?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:02, Reply)

yup
especially since although I do like designer clothing, I'm not a fashionista. I buy stuff that is pretty much undatable and not really very 'in' or 'out' for a decent price, and mix it with normal clothing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:04, Reply)

I'm the opposite.
I'd love to be like you with undatable. But I buy 'cutting design', once every 20 years and wear it when it has gone out of style.

Now, pass me my white espadrilles, I feel the urge to be cool.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:08, Reply)

haha
I try to be undatable but I'm sure anyone dedicated to fashion would find me out in an instant
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:09, Reply)

When I say 'undatable'
I was referring to the fact I'm 'single'.

(See what I did there? Clever play on words).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:12, Reply)

It's called a 'pune'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 0:26, Reply)

You don't have to 'out' anyone.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Really?
What (aside from Edmund, assuming you were a 'victim') is he weirdest gaz you've received?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:37, Reply)

along the following lines
hiya just saw your photo and had to say i've been reading your stuff for years but now i know what you look like i was wondering if you fancied having sex with me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)

I was more eloquent than that. I even mentioned motor boating.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)

very true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:41, Reply)

I assume that worked and you were rogered to within an inch of your life?
@Bob. Hahaha.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)

I just gazzes from tgb telling me I'm a dick.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:38, Reply)